Every Guy Needs One of These

That's right...a Volkswagon "My Fast." Volkswagon should make dash-board-mountable models of the one used in the commercials, give them away with cars, and sell them at the Wal Mart. They'd make a killing. I'd buy one.
How cool would it be if the models had recordings and a built in FM modulator that could project the recordings over your car's internal audio system? Then next time your date/girlfriend starts complaing about something the My Fast's eyes could light up and the words "My Fast doesn't like my Girlfriend" would below throughout the car. That would be awesome!!
Seriously, how many guys out there would buy the thing? Does anyone else think these commericials are as cool as I do? Nobody ever called me an authority on what is cool, so probably not, but maybe there is hope. Maybe someday I'll know what's cool and what is not cool.
UPDATE: 4:05
I found out that everyone that buys a a VW gti gets a free "My Fast" in the mail. Some people are selling them on Ebay and they're bidding up to $300. Wow! I don't think I want one that much. Unless they talk, then that would a great birthday present.