- In case you didn't know, I can talk to God. Respect!
- And thus begins "Yet Another Blogger's Bowl Preview, 2006:"
Can't say I like the little guy. Never have. Screw him. I cheer for corporations all the time (I'm a Braves fan, for Christ's sake). So screw running back Garrett Wolfe, tonight's lone hook for viewers to suffer through the San Diego Bowl (That's not even the name, but it is in San Diego. Peep this for a more spirited stab at game preview humor).
So, Northern Illinois and... hang on.... let me look it up (fuuuck this is taxing)....well how bout that? TCU! Eat it, Christians, we took your quarterback!
What to watch for: Wolfe, as he is the only player I can name on either team.
Will Godfrey be watching? As much I'd like to herald in bowl season, I have a young lady friend in town, and convincing her to sit through a SEC game is one thing. This is another, and an avenue that would minimize (if not cancel out completely) my chances of getting any. Even ESPN is reaching so badly for a storyline they've resorted to NFL players.
Winner: TCU. Because someone just told me they were 10-2.
Weee weee weee, all the way home.... to being a fourth round pick turned practice squad punt returner for the Texans.