Seeing stories involving a little ingenuity and initiative only serve to revive my faith in humanity.
A couple of clever gentlemen up north decided to rob a line of people waiting for the new Playstation to come out.
This isn't a crime. This is just good business, and in turn, a parasitic relationship between two unwanted sects of society - criminals and grown men who camp outside retail stores for a FUCKING TOY.
"I once stabbed a man in cold blood for a Game Boy. But this? This is greater than all words."
But my favorite thus far has to be a now-discarded incident closer to home:
"and in Kentucky, four people were grazed by BBs fired from a passing vehicle as they waited for a Best Buy store to open."
I marvel only because, yes, I would be that guy. And a caveat: It's not "cool" or "sexy" when a girl says she likes to play video games, and it's even worse if she's actually attractive. You're only saying that shit to cover for some gaping hole of social and emotional development that keeps you from acting normally around the opposite sex.
Just what I need. Someone I can screw and play "Splinter Cell" with.