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Brownout
Big Bust. Big Choke. Big Flop. Brownout. Bobby Brown.

Big Brown was expected to make history on Saturday, and he did: he's the first Derby and Preakness winner to finish last in the Belmont Stakes.

Not since the European dynamo, Arazi, finished 8th in the 1992 Kentucky Derby has a horse with so much hype performed so poorly.

Now, the sisyphean pursuit of the Triple Crown continues. We will return next year for more disappointment.

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