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Words of Wisdom: The Ultimate Warrior

This has probably been featured on LittleBlog before, but it's worth seeing again for anyone who wants to listen to the best insane rhetorician in the world, The Ultimate Warrior. This is a clip taken from the Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior DVD, and features his most memorable lines.

Such as Warrior's historic comments to Hulk Hogan in the days leading up to Wrestlemania IV


As you, Hulk Hogan ... travel ... to ... WRESTLE-MANIA!!!!

Tear down the cockpit door, Hulk ... Hogan.

Take the two pilots that had already made the sacrifice

Assume the controls, {whispers} Hulk Hogan.

Sharp that control into a nosedive, Hulk Hogan

And you will soon be close to Parts Unknown

{Snorts}

As Jericho put so eloquently, "I'm not sure what he's talking about, but it sounded cool. YAY."

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