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Update on Coaching Carousel

The son of a former coaching icon and the protege of one of football's best has been hired to take the reins at Louisiana Tech. Derek Dooley, the son of former Georgia head coach Vince Dooley and Nick Saban's tight ends coach at the Miami Dolphins, was named head coach of the Ruston-based school today.

Dooley, who played football right here at UVA and received a JD from the University of Georgia, takes over from Jack Bicknell III, who was relieved of his duties after 8 years with the Bulldogs.

I concur with Greg Little. This is a good hire, Tech fans.

UAB, meanwhile, has hired the underwhelming UGA Offensive Coordinator Neil Callaway as its next coach, several days after the UA Board of Trustees nixed the potential hire of LSU Offensive Coordinator Jimbo Fisher.

Air Force
Troy Calhoun, Houston Texans Offensive Coordinator
Gary Barnett, Former Northwestern and Colorado Head Coach

Alabama
Brian Billick, Baltimore Ravens Head Coach
Jeff Bower, Southern Miss Head Coach
Chan Gailey, Georgia Tech Head Coach
Todd Grantham, Cleveland Browns Defensive Coordinator
Jon Gruden, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Head Coach
Paul Johnson, Navy Head Coach
Joe Kines, Alabama Defensive Coordinator
Steve Kragthorpe, Tulsa Head Coach
Mike Leach, Texas Tech Head Coach
Steve Mariucci, Former Detroit Lions Head Coach
Nick Saban, Miami Dolphins Head coach

Boston College
Mark Whipple, Pittsburgh Steelers QB Coach and former UMass Head Coach
Kevin Gilbride, New York Giants Offensive Coordinator
Jeff Jagodzinski, Green Bay Packers Offensive Coordinator

Central Michigan
Not Sure

Cincinnati
Hired BRIAN KELLY, Central Michigan Head Coach

Idaho
Robb Akey, Washington State Defensive Coordinator
Blaine Bennett, former Michigan State assistant head coach
Craig Ver Steeg, Rutgers Offensive Coordinator
Tim Walsh, Portland State Head Coach

Iowa State
Hired GENE CHIZIK, Texas Defensive Coordinator

Louisiana Tech
Hired DEREK DOOLEY, Miami Dolphins Tight Ends Coach

Miami "The U"
Hired RANDY SHANNON, University of Miami Defensive Coordinator

Michigan State
Hired MARK DANTONIO, Cincinnati Head Coach

North Carolina
Hired BUTCH DAVIS, Former Cleveland Browns Head Coach

North Carolina State
Hired TOM O' BRIEN, Boston College Head Coach

North Texas
Hired TODD DODGE, head football coach of Southlake Carroll

Stanford
Nick Aliotti, Oregon Defensive Coordinator
Al Borges, Auburn Offensive Coordinator
Jim Harbaugh, University of San Diego Head Coach
Jim Fassel, Former New York Giants Head Coach
Bobby Hauck, Montana Head Coach
Greg Knapp, Atlanta Falcons Offensive Coordinator
James Lofton, San Diego Chargers Assistant Coach
Tom Williams, San Jose State Co-Defensive Coordinator

Tulane
Hired BOB TOLEDO, Former UCLA Head Coach

UAB
Hired NEIL CALLAWAY, Georgia Offensive Coordinator

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