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Monday, January 31

Plesantly Purple

Great post, titled "Pleasantly Purple" by Oon Kyle at I'm Not Spanish about the Iraqi elections. Yesterday was a monumental step in the direction to a free Iraq.

Ole Miss inducts a new Hall of Fame class





The honors keep piling up for Gordon Fellows. Just one month after winning XSB Bowl III, Gordon has been inducted into the Ole Miss Hall of Fame.

The jolly student body president is joined in The Hall of Fame by JA product, Sigma Nu, and ASB Treasurer Will Walker. This accounting major's campaign flyer endeared him to nearly every freshman girl on campus, and rumor has it there are even a few Ole Miss co-eds with an AIM buddy icon of Will's face.

Other in the Hall of Fame include Rose Bui, Justin Smith, Jabarie Glass, Kezia Pigford, Tress McAllister, Laura Houston, Tashethia Butler, and Gordon's sweetheart, Judicial Chairman Sara Hart Rosenblatt.

Props to the winners. Just think, 25 years from now, some Ole Miss student marveling at the pictures in Student Union of the Hall of Fame winners will look at your fading photograph and make fun of your hairstyle. Ah, the sweet thrill of immortality.


He May Be Forgotten, but Burgess Is Not Gone

Derrick Burgess, an Ole Miss alumnus who spent four years punishing offenses as defensive end for the Rebels -- and who also gained infamy for chasing an unpopular English instructor around classroom -- is getting recognition for his talents in the NFL, even if Michael Vick can't remember his name.

Don Kilgore Interview in Clarion-Ledger




I can't believe I nearly missed this. Skimming the Clarion-Ledger's opinion section late Monday morning, whose picture should appear but none other than Don Kilgore, a Philadelphia attorney, patriarch of the Kilgore brothers, and gracious Fair host.

In quite possibly the most enjoyable Clarion Ledger Sunday Conversation I've read in years, Don Kilgore talks about Neshoba County's progress, his boys, the legal profession, and surviving as a Democrat in a very Republican state. His insightful comments are definitely worth reading.


Sunday, January 30

Feedback Wanted

Since there's still one more day in January, and the spirit of self-improvement in the new year has not completely washed away, I wanted to spice up the blog a bit over the next few months.

Balancing blogging with the responsibilities of law school and non-blogging related hobbies is not easy, but can be accomplished with a little bit of discipline and decisiveness.

So I want to make the blog better, for my benefit as well as for yours. Blogging can be so many things: a therapeutic hobby, a social networking outlet, an enjoyable opportunity to polish the writer's craft. In anything we do, there is a drive to improve, and that's what I'm aiming for in 2005.

With that in mind, please send me -- preferably through email -- your feedback and suggestion for how I can improve the blog. Improvement suggestions are welcomed in any area, whether it be the subject matter, the site design and interface, my writing style, or even the pictures I post.

Send these to me through e-mail! The e-mail address is drew - at- drewsnyder -dot- com. I'm avoiding a hyperlink because of the potential spam. Hopefully, this email method will promote more candor and encourage the silent readers to provide helpful feedback.


Crime in Jackson



The Jackson Clarion-Ledger has released the geographical location of the 2004 homicides in the city. Jackson had 52 homicides last year, 5 times the national average. Crime -- especially auto thefts and armed robberies -- are too way high. And looking at this chart, being west of I-55 after dark definitely places individuals at a far greater risk of harm.

Yet these numbers, while troubling, aren't (or shouldn't be) proof of the recent mass exodus to the suburbs of people living in North and Northeast Jackson. The people who keep talking about packing their belongings and heading for the suburbs so they want get hit by a stray bullet in Jackson are exaggerating quite a bit.

Crime may the Jackson person's greatest worry, but others factors -- taxes, city services, and the availability of suburban real estate -- are all contributing to the city's recent woes. But there's a real sense that Jackson may be turning the corner, and while far from becoming an urban utopia, a city left once left for dead still has some fighting spirit.


Opening Shots Fired in SBA Election



Campaigns for UVA Law's Student Bar Association elections begin Monday, and already, candidates are clamoring for position.

Karl Malloy opened his presidential bid today by sending an email to eligible UVA voters with the picture above, a not so subtle knock at Hill and John Hardman, twin brothers who are seeking the presidency and vice-presidency, respectively.

The Student Bar Association is similar to an undergraduate campus activities board. The organization sponsors cookouts, the well-attended Thursday keg, and other social functions. The organzation appropriates money to other student organizations. One of the major elected officers -- President, Vice-President, Secretary, or Treasurer -- writes a column in law school newspaper, The Virginia Law Weekly, that usually entails a brief rundown of the week's social events and a longer rundown of their wild past weekend and upcoming exotic travels, with a few inside jokes mixed in.

I don't know much about the race, but I can tell you this, the first candidate to promise Blue Moon in the Thursday keg will win the election...


Troubled Eupora, Miss., child featured on HBO Documentary

Next Thursday, HBO is showing Rory Kennedy's documentary about a troubled 7-year old boy from Eupora. The documentary, called A Boy's Life has been aired previously, but for some reason, I'm only hearing about this now.

Olsens Twins Assume Double Duty as Students and CEOs



(Credit: Gawker.com) In what is either a bid for official mogul-hood or the dumbest move they could ever make, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have assumed full control over their company, Dualstar Entertainment, by buying out CEO Robert Thorne. In a prepared statement, the Olsens expressed their enthusiasm at increasing their responsibilities as co-CEOs (they’re taking Econ 101 and an introductory finance class, you know). Thorne, who has run Dualstar for the past 15 years (since the girls were, um, three years old), received a handsome financial reward for steering the twins on a billion-dollar path to fame, addiction, and personal hell.


Saturday, January 29

Contracts Professor Hacked?

One of the UVA contracts professors, Dr. Leslie, may have fallen victim to a hacker from the Middle East.

If you go to his site, The Case File Method, you will see Turk Warrior and some other writing.

Developing ....

Reminder: Ritchie Montgomery in Lifetime Movie

Tune in today Saturday, January 29th, at 8:00 P.M. Central Time on Life to watch Heart of the Storm and one its stars, Ritchie Montgomery. The colorful veteran Hollywood actor, who grew up in Fayette, Miss., and is the uncle of Ole Miss's Mason and Brenton Montgomery, has had roles in Catch Me If You Can, Monster's Ball, and Chasing Destiny. He also had TV appearances in ER, Married with Children, The Dukes of Hazzard, Designing Women, Murder She Wrote, and several other television shows.

I don't have a photograph of Ritchie, but I'm hoping to land an interview with this Hollywood actor and have him give us a true picture of Hollywood.

Quebec City



I'm not an avid man of the French or Canadian governments, so you may think it strange that I would post a blurb about the French Canadian de facto capital, Quebec City. This really looks like to the best way to see Europe with traveling across the pond.


Philadelphia Freedom



With these recent blogger introductions of Tangy Wells and others, I've failed to mention another release that deserves special mention. Pete Deweese, the long-time Ole Miss football manager and Sigma Nu Charity Bowl interior lineman, has added his name to the blogger arena in what may be the biggest new business in Philadelphia since the grand opening of The Golden Moon.

Pete will touch on a variety of topics, and he hope he will keep us informed on the cast of characters so central to his life -- Kilgore, Nicky B, Jud, McEwen, Jenksy Cat, Boatright, and other members of what was once proudly known as The Compound.

With the addition of Pete, Will Bardwell has finally found a tag team partner in his long-suffering quest to spread liberalism throughout Mississippi, the blogosphere, and the world.


Care to Tango? Sam Wells Enters The Blogosphere



Sam Wells -- AKA "Tangy", "Butternuts", "Remington", "Floopy Javelin", "Klinke", "Tammy", "Lamar" -- has made the Clinton triumvirate into a quartet.

Wells, the senior journalism student from Ole Miss with an unhealthy passion for Rebel sports, Pierce Brosnan, and Andy Roddick, has released his new blog, Care To Tango.

This man of many nicknames is an encyclopedia on Ole Miss sports, and can provide anyone with scores from 1980s Ole Miss football games. While other youngsters grew up idolizing presidents and police officers and professional wrestlers, Tangy wanted to become just like John Darnell. Or if that didn't work out, then Tommy Luke.

Tangy is a really funny guy, so expect hilarious commentary and scores of misspellings from this blog as he gives us his unique takes on sports and life. He's already taken the opportunity to blast The Windy City's steroid slugger, Sammy Sosa. But please, Tangy, conceal your infatuation with Andy Roddick. It's creeping us out.


Another Quizilla Game

Thanks to expat Palmer Houchins for bringing this one to my attention.

I actually played another one of the Quizilla games, and here's my New York Times alter ego. I suggest all of you play as well. Who wants to bet Alex Blagg is Maureen Dowd.

William Safire

You are William Safire! You're ruthless and
cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used
to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write
another column on the English language which
has made you the world's most popular
etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but
love the Bush administration. If only you
weren't such a brilliant writer. You bastard.


Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla


Not Much To Say

How does The Snyder News Network build off the recent 3rd place finish in the Jackson Free Press? With nearly two days of inactivity, of course. Fortunately, Clinton's blogging triumvirate --Lay, Ooon, and Lassiter -- are keeping the blogging community interesting. When the list of top Clinton websites comes out in The Clinton News, Lay and Oon might make a run against Attache.org and The Lance Bass Appreciation Fan Club Page.

Besides classes and course work, there were a few minor celebrities in the Charlottesville area I was able to catch this week. I listened to speeches from Paul McNulty, the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, better known as "The Rocket Docket", and Ron Suskind, a Pulitzer-Prize winning journalist whose recent NYT Magazine article about faith, certainty, and George W. Bush has earned rave reviews in some circles and more enemies within Bush's inner circle. Tomorrow will be an exciting day of law school reading and listening to The Journal of Law and Politics's symoposium about local government in America.

I'm dipping into the world of real journalism with a news story next week and a feature story two weeks from now on the phenomenal popularity of beer pong and UVA Law's "Pong for PILA" tournament. Taking on this monumental task will probably teach me once and for all to stick to my day job as student.

So-So Recruiting for Ole Miss, MSU



Ole Miss and Mississippi State are on their way to respectable, but not spectacular recruiting classes. Scout.com ranks Ole Miss 38th and Mississippi State 44th. These numbers are probably promising for both, since Ole Miss was expected to struggle because of the coaching transition and Mississippi State was still recovering from another dismal season. But Ed Orgeron and Sylvester Croom are both showing themselves to be capable recruiters. Their prowess as coaches, the most important question, remains open for debate.

UVA is currently 8th.


Thursday, January 27

Breaking News: SNN 3rd Best Blog in Jackson

The Snyder News Network's has been named the 3rd best website in Jackson, Miss. by the Jackson Free Press.

Someone save me a copy of the paper.

Story developing .....

Wednesday, January 26

Ever wonder?

Did you ever wonder why you always become drowsy when you need to stay awake and always become alert when you need to sleep. If you haven't, then you are probably not a law student.

A few pages of law school reading should do the trick, though. Case law is a far more effective remedy for insomnia than the best sleeping pill on the market.

I Am Not 'The Politico'

This is just to clear up some confusion that may exist, though this is probably a sermon for the choir.

I received an instant message late last night from an Ole Miss student asking me about why I was publicly endorsing an Ole Miss student body presidential candidate on my blog, The Politico. Well, there are two big problems with this question.

1. I am not The Politico. That title belongs to Hardy Case, a maven of Mississippi politics and a former Ole Miss student body president.
2. I am not endorsing candidates for student government offices. I'm glad the campaign is being actively discussed and that people are earnestly interested in the outcome of an important -- albeit admittedly not earth-moving -- election. But there are plenty of people in the local blogosphere who have a more complete understanding of current Ole Miss campus vibe than I do, and I will leave it to these individuals -- not a law student 900 miles away -- to provide commentary on the upcoming races. Until Will Bardwell returns to Ole Miss to claim the ASB Presidency in 2007, turn to other blogs for in-depth coverage of the ASB.

UPDATE: I was not perturbed by being mistaken for 'The Politico.' I was mistaken for being mistaken for another individual and that person's comments. I've been astounded over the last four or five years by the asinine assumptions and stunningly faulty logic of some people -- typically students from my alma mater -- when it comes to the internet. There's a significant group of people who seem to believe that the first person they know who creates a website is therefore responsible for every website with similar themes and is the only person who would voice an opinion on a website. I was told these people thought 'The Politico' blog was mine because I 'like politics.' Ok -- that's true. I like politics. Me and millions of other people. Good grief. That's like saying you thought John Grisham wrote Scott Turow's Presumed Innocent because Grisham 'likes to write.'

Tuesday, January 25

Status in America

Since sleep is proving to be quite an elusive quarry, I am back on the blog to give you today's must-read, an opinion piece about social mobility by David Brooks, an author, NYT Columnist, and one of America's most perceptive cultural commentators.

The Sticky Ladder is a call for President Bush to attempt to address the class divisions in America.

Here are a few snippets.

" ..... The United States is a country based on the idea that a person's birth does not determine his or her destiny. Our favorite stories involve immigrants climbing from obscurity to success. Our amazing work ethic is predicated on the assumption that enterprise and effort lead to ascent. "I hold the value of life is to improve one's condition," Lincoln declared."

.... And there are some indications that it is becoming harder and harder for people to climb the ladder of success. The Economist magazine gathered much of the recent research on social mobility in America. The magazine concluded that the meritocracy is faltering: "Would-be Horatio Algers are finding it no easier to climb from rags to riches, while the children of the privileged have a greater chance of staying at the top of the social heap."

.... At the top end of society we have a mass upper-middle class. This is made up of highly educated people who move into highly educated neighborhoods and raise their kids in good schools with the children of other highly educated parents. These kids develop wonderful skills, get into good colleges (the median family income of a Harvard student is now $150,000), then go out and have their own children, who develop the same sorts of wonderful skills and who repeat the cycle all over again.

In this way these highly educated elites produce a paradox - a hereditary meritocratic class.

It becomes harder for middle-class kids to compete against members of the hypercharged educated class. Indeed, the middle-class areas become more socially isolated from the highly educated areas."

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Brooks sees America's class structure as social darwinism on steroids. But what is the solution? And is this really a problem at all? After all, these new meritocrats aren't thriving solely because of who their parents are. Hard work and motivation play a greater role than heredity. And doesn't America promise prosperity for those who strive to achieve? This is a great challenge facing the nation, and one that doesn't have a real easy answer.

Monday, January 24

Chenise Lyles, Ole Miss 1L, passes away

This is a terribly sad story. A first-year law student at Ole Miss, Chenise Lyles, died last Friday afternoon, apparently self-inclicted.

I received a forward from an Ole Miss 1L and have posted the message in its entirety.


This message is from the Office of the Dean:

We are saddened to tell you of the death of Chenise Lyles, a first-year
African-American student who was one of our Eastland Scholars. Apparently, she died at her mother's home in Madison last Friday afternoon. We only learned of her death this morning. We have very little information at this point, but tragically she appears to have taken her own life.

The funeral will be Wednesday at 11:00 a.m. at Morning Star Baptist Church in Jackson. Westhaven Funeral Home, also in Jackson, is handling the
arrangements. We don't have any information on visitation at this point,
but we will pass that on as we learn more.


Please put her family in your thoughts and also think about and pray for other people who may be enduring the same personal strife as Chenise was going through.

The POW scandal you haven't yet heard about

Recent article in Slate by my National Security Law professor, John Norton Moore.

Legendary Eagle



One quarterback that you unfortunately won't see carrying a clipboard for the Eagles in The Super Bowl. This is the one NFL great that knows how to thrash New England. McMahon and the Bears destroyed Tony Eason and the Patriots 19 years ago to win Chicago's first -- and only -- Super Bowl title.

Come to think of it, with the Bears recent woes behind center, I would not be entirely shocked to see the punky QB back next year in Chicago for one last hurrah. He can't be any worse than Jonathan Quinn.


Sunday, January 23

Clinton, South Jackson Enter the Blogging Fray

While crime in West Jackson, the political intrigue in Downtown Jackson, and the high society of Northeast Jackson might attract the most attention from the mainstream press, South Jackson, as well as Clinton – a sleepy and prosperous suburb a few miles west of Jackson – is getting its shot in the spotlight thanks to a quartet of new bloggers in that area.

Kyle Bryant, John Lassiter, Christopher Lay, and Sal Passalaqua have all released blogs within the last month. And here they are.

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The activities of a wacky group of friends is a well-worn but well-received source of entertainment, and this new blog from a gifted Clinton native has all the makings of a farcical romp.

The storyteller is Christopher Lay, a late 20-ish, YMCA administrator looking back on the trials and tribulations of his friends, a rowdy and uncommonly close-knit group of mostly Clinton residents.

Lay is engaged to Jill Luckett, a Clinton High School and Mississippi College graduate who Lay has nicknamed “my beautiful fiancé.” The couple will be wed sometime this summer.

But Blog of Lay is more than a story of a man and his fiancé. Fledgling romance is far too dull to draw the attention of jaded 20-somethings. Instead, Lay mixes in tales of his large consortium of cronies, beginning with hilarious and insightful biographical sketches of each of them.

This unnamed band of brothers and a few sisters convenes their weekly chapter meeting each Thursday at Cozumel, an ornately decorated Mexican restaurant in a Clinton strip mall that flourishes thanks to top-notch service led from a rambunctious waiter named Alex, their panoply of drink specials, and the purchasing power of this large group of friends.

The blog has already received positive reviews, and the gang has begun conversing amongst themselves on the comment pages, cracking inside jokes that draw belly laughs from those in the know and head scratching confusion from anyone else.
With colorful characters such as The Buckster, Tangy, Don, Melbatoast taking prominent roles in Lay’s stories, this blog should remain interesting for quite some time.

But Lay wasn’t the first of the Clintonistas to join the blogoshpere. That honor belongs to Kyle Bryant, a debonair ladies man and disgruntled Ole Miss Law student known by friends as “ooooon”. Kyle’s blog, I’m Not Spanish, is an incisive look at the world around him, featuring some of the deepest commentary seen in this blogging community. I’m Not Spanish speaks in a language we can all appreciate, and I recommend his blog as a must read.

A third blog from a Clinton resident had loads of promise at its inception, but has faltered because of inactivity. WitterOn, the eloquent musings of MC Law student John Lassiter, has fallen victim to its creator’s passion for legal studies. Between cite checking for the Mississippi College Law Review, charming Jackson’s beautiful women, and taking care of his two lovable kitties Tort and Slander, Lassiter has little time to pontificate on his personal philosophy. But if he ever gets around to it, expect humor and center-left political views.

The last blog of note today comes from Sal Passalaqua, a Hillcrest Christian graduate. Emboldened by the Lum Brothers and the “Tradition Never Gradutes” slogan of his alma mater, Sal has started up a blog talking about everything from Waffle House discrimination to the next great boxing champion to Mr. Terry High School 2000 Matt Ginn’s political aspirations. I was once told Sal played the harmonica. Not sure if this is true, but now this South Jackson is making music with the written word, providing enough routine updates and clever commentary to give him his rightful place in the blogging world.

During the next week, I’ll be sure to mention Neshoba County’s newest hit blog from favorite son Pete Deweese.

New Blog Reviews Forthcoming

In the next few days, expect updates on the latest slew of blogs to emerge from Southern Hinds County.

Punk Christian Son of a Preacher Man



Jay Bakker, son of Jim and Tammy Faye, is taking a different approach to spreading the message.

Link here.


Saturday, January 22

Ritchie Montgomery

Tune in next Saturday, January 29th, at 8:00 Central Time on Life to watch Heart of the Storm and one its stars, Ritchie Montgomery. The colorful veteran Hollywood actor, who grew up in Fayette, Miss., and is the uncle of Ole Miss's Mason and Brenton Montgomery, has had roles in The Dukes of Hazzard, Designing Women, Murder She Wrote, and several other television shows and motion pictures.

White Spot


Wednesday, January 19

Snow Falling on Charlottesville

The first real snow of the season. More cold weather, fleece jackets, and treacherous drives to school await.

Tuesday, January 18

Howorth Plans Second Chapter To Unlikely Political Story



Richard Howorth, the erudite entrepreneur who transformed Square Books into one of the most prominent independent booksellers in the United States and won an unexpected victory in Oxford, Miss.'s 2001 mayoral race, has announced he will seek a second term.

Questions about Howorth's political future began soon after his first election, when the Mayor intimated that his new career would last only four years. But after encouragment from community members, Howorth recently indicated he was contemplating a re-election bid.

It is highly unlikely that the Democratic incumbent will face a credible primary opponent. The Republican Party could select from several viable options, but whomever they choose will have a hard time unseating the Mayor.

In 2001, Howorth ran a longshot campaign based on what some considered as an anti-growth platform, narrowly defeating incumbent mayor Patricia Lamar. But since taking office, he has been amenable to new commercial development, and while other small towns struggle to stay afloat, Oxford has undergone one of the most prosperous periods in its history.

Admittedly, Oxford was a vibrant community before Mayor Howorth came to office, and barring a real estate bust in the distant future, will remain a hub for cultural and commercial activity as students seeking college diplomas and baby boomers seeking a tranquil second home in a neighborhood near their alma mater continue to flock there.

In many ways, Mayor Howorth represents the face of Oxford’s southern renaissance. As an intelligent, well-educated progressive who has a deep appreciation of the town’s unique heritage and a practical approach to the demands of modern life, Richard Howorth has helped preserve Oxford’s cherished past while ensuring its prosperous future.

By adroitly balance tradition and progress, this successful bookseller is well on his way to writing the second chapter of an unlikely political story.


Rammer Jammer



I've found a winner. People haven't enjoyed Alabama Football this much since the Bear Bryant days.

Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer, the story of New York Times writer Warren St. John's RV-fueled odyssey through the south during Alabama football season, is one of the funniest and entertaining books I've read in quite some time. I'll talk about it more when I finish.

Some might say, though, anytime Mike Dubose is a major character in a book, you can expect some laughs.


Monday, January 17

McMahon Introduces 21st Century Iron Sheik to WWE




Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment has been struggling for the last few years. It seems like every new wrestler that comes along is a tatooed, immobile hulk with no talent and no charisma.

Seeing the sagging ratings, McMahon has returned to the 1980s, where blatant steretypes were the norms in professional wrestling. At the forefront of this retro creative strategy is Muhammad Hassan, an Arab-American wrestler who talks about the racism of Americans and Canadians alike.

Hassan said that Chris Jericho was the worst of both worlds: "The loud oboxious behavior of an America with the dusgusting cowardice of Canadian." Jericho punched him, but Hassan triumphed. Hassan bears a striking resemblance to the Iron Sheik, a 1980's champion who supposedly hailed from Tehran, Iran and portrayed an Iraqi general during desert storm.

Leave it to McMahon to exploit the xenophobia of wrestling fans for a few extra bucks.


Proof The World Has Gone Mad


Catastrophe!

Looks like afternoon class has been cancelled for Zack, Slater, Jessie, and the gang.

TBS is no longer showing Saved by the Bell in the mid-afternoon. In its place is some show about a guy whose life is falling apart so to right the ship,he goes back to his childhood home, opens a bowling alley, and pursues his high school crush.

It sounds like a spin-off NBC would have done for Screech. Screech, after a unfulfilling career as a comedian and celebrity boxer, goes back to Burbank, opens a bowling alley, and pursues Lisa, his high school crush who is a fashion designer after graduating from the Fashion Institute.

Lisa is dating Jeff, the jerk from the Max who is now one of the most well-respected waiters in Hollywood. Other cast members include Ox, the jock who now captains the local Burbank bowling team; Mr. Belding, as a retired principal who helps screech run the alley; and Johnny Dakota, a disgraced actor who is drying to overcome a drug addiction and become the celebrity pitchman for the alley.

Hey, it's not the best idea .... but there's been worse on TV .... like Step by Step.

Silly Tradition

UVA has a policy that requires law students to officially register for classes on the first day of classes. Students who don't are dropped from all their classes. And they're actually enforce this policy.

The student government kid in me wants to find out what's behind this byzantine rule, and wants to put a stop to it so my classmates will have an extra day or two to enjoy their vacations and a little extra latitude in planes are cancelled or highways are closed.

Hinrich Leads Bulls Surprising Run




The professional sports franchises in Chicago have been so pitiful in the last several years that Windy City residents may have turned to a politician, not a ballplayer, as their local standout. Newly elected U.S. Senator Barack Obama may now be Chicago's most prominent citizen, as Walter Payton, Ryne Sandberg, Michael Jordan have retired, and the athletes who have followed have failed to deliver the same buzz, Sammy Sosa's steroid-infused homerun hitting romp of late 1990s excluded. But things may be changing in Chicago, and a very unlikely athlete may be emerging as the new star of Chicago sports.

Chicago Bulls Kirk Hinrich, an unimposing 2nd year point guard from Kansas, has been the key figure behind the Bulls unlikely resurgence this season. In an interesting article from the New York Times, coaches and former teammates talk about Hinrich's abilities and the possibility of a playoff appearance for the former hoops dynasty, their first since 1998.

While Hinrich is no Jordan, and may at best be a poor man's John Stockton, he's inspiring hope in Chicago, which is a feat worth recognition and definitely worth a trip to the All-Star game.


Committed Classmates

Now, 1:25 AM, would be a good time to head up to the law school building and see who of my 1L classmates is already spending the early morning reading cases and outlining for finals. You think I'm kidding -- and in a way, I am, because I never fathom showing up the law school at 1:20 in the morning on the first day unless they were giving out free pizza or something.

What's frightening is that there are probably 4 or 5 1Ls in "the fishbowl" or another area of the building diligently briefing cases, highlighting passages, and in their minds, getting an edge over their competitors and positioning themselves closer to law review, which gets them closer to a top job in a top city, which gets them a top salary, which gets them nice things and admiration from their friends, which gives them .... happiness?

But then again, they are going after goals while I play pundit and post insignificant rants, which doesn't put me any closer to my aspirations -- unless I dream of becoming a talk show host on MSNBC. Maybe John McEnroe should step aside. He's not the only guy who deserves his very own spot on cable because he has opinions and an audience of 45 people.


The Bad Luck Booty Brothers

Shreveport is a gambling town, but one group of guys should be told to stay away. The Booty brothers -- Josh, Abram, and John David -- haven't seemed to have much luck over the past decade.

Josh was once more highly touted than Peyton Manning, but skipped college to pursue a professional baseball career. Once that flopped, he came back to LSU, rusty and past his prime, and delivered only average results. Abram Booty was supposed to be the next Steve Largent, but after his college career was completed, had only a few more pass receptions than Steve Buscemi. So that left John David, the final brother, the one brother would do what the other brothers had done -- compile gaudy numbers at Shreveport Evangel -- and then more -- have a college career that matched his high school achievements.

This brother was supposedly so good that he didn't even graduate from high school or play his 12th grade year. The guy enrolled in Southern Cal to learn from Norm Chow and become the next Carson Palmer. But two years later, Booty is still languishing on the bench and is quite possibly the one USC fan in the universe who was hoping for a Leinart exit. Booty won't get significant playing time until his junior season, and then, will be pushed by a couple of youngsters who had the same hype as Booty coming out of high school. Two seasons as starting quarterback can still get him to the NFL -- plenty of quarterbacks have done it -- but you have to wonder if the Bootys and the Shreveport faithful are getting a bit concerned that their best and final hope will finally bring glory to the family name and the port city.




Thoughts on Patriots / Colts

In Peyton Manning's defense, once you throw 49 touchdowns passes, it's pretty hard to heave it into the endzone much more. Add in the Patriots brilliant defense, coaching, and a harsh Boston winter, and it's doubly difficult.

I expect the Patriots will pummel Trent Dilfer ... err ... Mark Rypien .... err ... Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers next week in Pittsburgh. Another Super Bowl in New England, and the Kerry Campaign will remain the only Boston team without the grand prize this season.

Sunday, January 16

Old Man Winter and Drew Snyder Return to Charlottesville

So, I'm back.

To ease my mom's concerns about the frigid Virginia winter, I boasted that average temperatures in January and February were mild, snow was rare, and stories of sub-arctic weather and snow blizzards were a myth perpetuated by southerners who think any place north of Nashville falls prey to yukon weather for the months of January and February. I said we probably wouldn't have any snow.

And just like nearly every prediction I make, I was wrong. As I exited the crummy Amtrak train, I was greeted by crisp nighttime air and snow flurries. But while the snow did stick to cars, it didn't stay around for long, leaving a grimy residue and a handful of disappointed snow-seekers, typically transplanted southerners or texans who haven't experienced enough snow to realize that the white stuff causes a driving headache, not a winter wonderland.

So now I'm settled in, typing away with few cares in the world. Class doesn't resume until 2:55 Monday afternoon. Even I don't have a chance of sleeping in for that one.




Friday, January 14

Break Time is Over

This time tomorrow, I'll be in Baltimore. No word yet if Brian Billick or Peter Angelos will be greeting me at the airport. I said good riddance to that city in the sky the last time I left after a plane cancellation but me 24 hours behind schedule and in Birmingham instead of Jackson for my final destination.

You know, no matter what the airport in Jackson is called, it's far more easy to deal with than BWI, Reagan, or Dulles, or the stop-over hells of Cincinnati and Atlanta.

I thought the three weeks of rest and relaxation would provide me the opportunity to set a clear vision for the upcoming semester and beyond, as well as catch up on reading. I got some reading done, less than expected. As for that clear vision I was looking for -- well, let's just say if contact lenses for the mind were for sale, then I'd be buying.

Anyway, I realized paradise was lost when the Property professor emailed our reading assignments for the next week. I think I only claim to enjoy law school when I'm on vacation.

Blogging may become more sporadic over the next few weeks, but for the Mississippians that read this site, which I'd estimate as 85% of the audience, a few new kids have sprung onto the scene with wit and wisdom probably much better than my own. With Bardwell, Ooon Kyle, John Lassiter, and other bloggers, they'll be plenty of banter to keep you entertained when you need a distraction while in class or at work.

But don't worry. Just as tradition will never graduate at Hillcrest, useless chatter will never die at SNN.

Thursday, January 13

Tradition Never Graduates





I received a text message from a Hillcrest Christian graduate with the slogan of his alma mater.

"Tradition Never Graduates."

Hillcrest has produced some of Mississippi's best athletes -- Seth Smith, David Hayman, Dusty Haley, Bradley Lum, Stephen Head, Jason Varnado, Dustin Cliburn, and Lindsay Price, and Brian Pope.

From playing minor league baseball like Smith, to competing in the Headliners Hard Body Contest like Pope, Hillcrest athletes have moved from their high school glory days. But their legacy will last forever.


Harry a Prince, but not PC



Jewish leaders and others are seeing red after blueblood Harry Windsor, the British royal who is 3rd in line to the throne, wore a Nazi uniform to the costume party.

Tabloids are blasting him. Jewish officials are calling for more action. I think he's a moron, not a fascist. And at 20, he's bound to make bonehead mistakes. Still, one would think a prince with a royal upbringing would have been taught that going decked out in a Nazi uniform is a quick way to anger a large part of the world. But lately, these royals have been sporting a self-destructive streak.

A few more offensive gaffes like this, and Harry will start rivaling Fergie as the Royal Family's most notorious redhead.


Medgar Evers



People have been asking about the man from whom our international airport is now named. Here is his story.

During the 1950s and 1960s, Medgar Evers dedicated his life to the racial integration of Mississippi. He taught black Mississippians about the power of the ballot and he organized economic boycotts. At hus urging, thousands of black customers refused to buy soft drinks, bread, and clothes sold by white-owned businesses that perpetuated segregation in Jackson, Miss. In the guise of a field hand in 1955, he gathered evidence on the lynching of Emmett Till, a black teenager. With force and clarity, Evers spoke out, shaming blacks and whites alike into taking steps to end racial segregation.

After serving in the U.S. Army during World War II, he idolized Jomo Kenyatta of Africa and dreamed of forming a band of fighters, similar to Kenyatta's, who would right the wrongs whites had inflicted on blacks. After the war, he enrolled at Alcorn. He married Myrlie Beasley on Christmas Eve 1951, and the next year the Magnolia Mutual Life Insurance Company hired him as a salesman. In February 1954, he tried to upgrade his education at the University of Mississippi Law School, but was rejected. Evers decided not pursue it, though later, in 1962, he assisted James Meredith in becoming the first black to enroll in the university. Evers's volunteer work for the NAACP turned into a full-time job: he was appointed in late 1954 as the first Mississippi field secretary of the NAACP, a post he held until his death.

He eventually rejected his notions of a Kenyatta-style revolution, though he did name one of his sons after Kenyatta.

A sense of place and a sense of justice led him to fight for change in Jackson. During the historic spring of 1963 Evers and other civil rights leaders pushed for blacks to be hired on the Jackson police force and as school crossing guards. Evers wanted public facilities and restaurants to be open to everyone, regardless of race. And he sought an end to the signs that segregated whites and black races at drinking fountains and restrooms.

Mass meetings, demonstrations at segregated lunch counters, and boycotts of white businesses in Jackson began to force changes. Police arrested black teenagers who demonstrated and corralled them for days at the fairgrounds. Evers reamined at the forefront of the city's boycott, which were attracting national publicity.

On the night of 11 June 1963 President John F. Kennedy told the nation in a televised address that he was sending a bill to Congress to ensure racial justice. The bill was to become the Civil Rights Act of 1964. After seeing Kennedy's speech, Evers drove to his Jackson home. Just after midnight a bullet from a high-powered rifle felled him as he stepped from his cars. Within an hour, he died, three weeks before his 37th birthday.

This biography was taken from Berkley Hudson's article about Evers in the Encyclopedia of Southern Culture


Whitwell, Rutledge Selected Top 40 Under 40

Quentin Whitwell (left) speaks to a group of Tupelo REALTORS. Duke Loden (center) and State Sen. Hob Bryan (right) are also pictured.


Thanks to Will Simpson for bringing this to my attention through his new blog, which I again recommend that you visit.

The Mississippi Business Journal's Top 40 Under 40 was recently released. The annual list recognizes up-and-coming leaders in a variety of occupations.

Two individuals deserve special mention: Quentin Whitwell, an attorney and lobbyist for Stroud, Harper, and Whitwell in Southaven, (and my boss during the summer of 2003); and Bridgforth Rutledge, an attorney at Phelps Dunbar and fledgling real estate developer, who happens to be the older brother of SNN's savvy and sharp-tongued conservative voice, Mr. Rutledge.


Need for Speed: Dial-Up Disaster

I'm staring at my high school annuals right now. It's ironic, because I feel like a 10th grader again, using a 56K dial-up connection. 1999 never seemed so far away.

The cable is out at home, eliminating access to television and high speed internet. Talk about a natural disaster in our household. I could read or something intellectually stimulating like that (nah). I'm just toughing it out on the old 56K.

Sometime between 3 and 5 tomorrow, the Time Warner technician is coming to the house to repair the connection. Let's hope I can make it until then.

New Orleans Hornets

Does anyone follow the New Orleans Hornets? Did anyone know New Orleans had a basketball team?

It's ok to be a terrible and loved. The Cubs have made it work for the last 100 years. The Saints have made it work for the last 30. It's even acceptable to be terrible and hated. Think of almost every WCW wrestler in the late 1990s.

But the New Orleans Hornets -- they're terrible and ignored. And that's a fatal combination.

Some fill me in on these guys. There's got to be a fan out there somewhere. (Hornets management has been saying the same thing for the last two seasons)

Wednesday, January 12

In Dire Times, Barbour Preaches Hope

I'm trying to think of an occupation more thankless than The Governor of Mississippi. Outside of coaching the L.A. Clippers and overseeing the reconstruction of Iraq, few immediately come to mind.

Constitutionally-limited, the Governor of Mississippi has little real authority to enact sweeping reforms. The lawmaking powers rest in the bicameral legislative body. An inordinate amount of influence is possessed by the Speaker of the House, an individual chosen by 122 people chosen by voters in 122 districts across the state. It's probably not the best example of democracy, but it's in the constitution, and barring a highly ambitious and contentious ballot initiative, it is and will be a fact of life in Mississippi.

But the typical person doesn't know or doesn't want to acknowledge limitations of the governor. We have this image of the powerful single executive pulling the strings from on high as his underlings blindly act on his whims. I'm not sure why we think this way. We didn't grow up in an absolute monarchy. Yet when government stumbles or succeeds, people will first shower criticism or praise on the head honcho. Maybe it's just easier for us mentally that way.

A government does not prosper or perish by the actions of one individual. But that being said, this subject of this post is centered on one man, Haley Barbour.

Helped by the most sophisticated and expensive campaign in state history as well as a struggling state economy, Barbour unseated Democratic incumbent Ronnie Musgrove in November 2003 promising more jobs and financial stability.

And like most newly elected officials, the execution has been more complicated than the vision. Barbour has clashed with veteran state legislators wary of his Washington way and supremely confident in their way of doing business. The state economy, while on an upswing, remains stagnant, not providing the needed revenue to jolt to support increasing costs associated with the the operations and services of government.

I would venture to say that people who expected an immediate turnaround have been sorely disappointed, but the result of this disappointment might be the result of unrealistic expectations more than missteps by Governor Barbour.

I'm not of these obsequious supporters of Governor Barbour, lauding his every move. He's got his share of these fanatics, which I guess is both admirable and annoying.

But taking a realistic look at the state's financial shape, it's apparent to me that Barbour is the right person for the job. His administration (from this point forward I use "administration" -- trying to emphasize the importance of the overall organization) doesn't pander to groups, promising great things when great things aren't available. His administration is pragmatic, most respectful of the legislature, and staffed with bright people, like Education Policy Advisor Jason Dean. With the number of staffers and supporters the Barbour Campaign had, it's a minor miracle his administration didn't turn into cronyism run a muck. And while I know very little and won't profess to know the inner workings of state government, my observations -- through the media, through conversations with people more in the know, and through a glance at the financial situation -- leave me with the impression that for the resources he has, he's doing a commendable job.

Read his State of the State Address, delivered Monday. For a politician's speech, the address was frank, funny, and hopeful.

It's not easy to be liked. His agenda is not usually well-received by the House, and ends up being radically altered to a point where only bits and pieces are implemented. He's still lambasted if people don't like the end result, and the legislators who pass it inexplicably blame the governor when their laws and budget fail to satisfy constituent demands.

If he wants to give more money to education, he has to give less resources to another group, like Medicaid. So people say he's "Against the Poor." If he wants to give more money to medicaid, education cutbacks might be made. Then people say he's "Anti-Education." If the money isn't available in the state, people claim, it's because he hasn't done enough to attract new businesses to the state. But to attract businesses, you have to provide incentives. If that's done, people will say "he's in the pocket of big business." If he decides more revenue is the answer, he may have to talk about raising taxes (this is pure hypothetical -- as Barbour has said 1,700 he's against raising anyone's taxes), people are going to howl that his policies will "bankrput hardworking Mississippians." It goes around and around and around. The basic conclusion: it's impossible to please everyone. It's probably impossible to even please a majority. All that can be hoped for is a common sense plan that keeps the state functioning in the short-term without jeopardizing solvency in the long-term. Mississippi won't always get what all its people want. We can only ask to get what we need (yeah -- that's a lame variation of The Rolling Stones song). But even needs are debatable.

So, this long, rambling thread, with a lot of talk and few concrete solutions, is an example of what Barbour and other Mississippi leaders must address day to day. A myriad of problems, all somehow interconnected, with decisions are win-lose, but not all win-win, and usually not all lose-lose (Beef Processors plant excluded).

Barbour knows Mississippi Can Do Better. He's said it 42,115 times. Now, it's time to figure out How Mississippi Can Do Better. That's the billion dollar question. If it can be answered, his administration is probably the group that can do it.

Naming Rights

The recent thread about Smith-Wills Stadium has devolved into a discussion about naming local facilities. Since some Jackson leaders are so supportive of naming everything from streets to airports, the business major in me thinks they could make some money off the project.

We could begin selling naming rights to bridges, stadiums, parking lots, bricks on Congress Street, and even City Hall.

I could see it now

.... The Union Planters Stack on I-55 .....
.... AmSouth Memorial Stadiu