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Tuesday, November 30

Gossip Mill Turning in Oxford

Notre Dame head coach Tyrone Willingham was added to the list of coaching casualties today, but Ole Miss head coach David Cutcliffe and his assistant survived what many predicted would be a 'Black Monday' for the Rebel coaching staff.

But now the Ole Miss Nation waits for a final word .... ya'll know just as much as me about the answer that will be. Bad rhyme.

Monday, November 29

As Rumors Swirl, Cutcliffe May Weather the Storm

Athletic Director Pete Boone remains mum as speculation increases about the future of head football coach David Cutcliffe.

A Tupelo radio station and several prominent blogs have reported that Cutcliffe would be dismissed as head coach. But as meetings drag on between Cutcliffe and Boone, speculation is shifting from Cutcliffe's fate to that of his assistant coaches.

If Boone had intended to fire Cutcliffe, he probably would have made the decision by now. These mysterious meetings probably have more to do about hashing which assistants must go and which can stay.

Regardless of the outcome, this situation seems poorly handled. If Cutcliffe survives, people will view him as a lame-duck leader who barely avoided the axe, who lacks the full confidence of his superiors, and who will be forced to produce a winning season of face certain termination. The uncertainty surrounding the program won't be enticing to recruits, most of whom consider stability as one factor in their college decision.

Tupelo Radio: CUT OUT



A Tupelo radio station is reporting that Ole Miss football coach David Cutcliffe will not return for the 2005 season .... DEVELOPING ....


Game Goes to Harvard, But Yale Wins Prank




While Harvard's 35-3 thumping of Yale may have earned The Crimson bragging rights and a perfect season, Yale can claim the honor of funniest prank.

Demonstrating creativity and dexterity that earned them admission to one of the nation's most prestigious universities, Yale students orchestrated one of the most ambitious and ingenious pranks in the storied history of the rivalry.

Yale students, donning crimson t-shirts emblazoned with "Harvard Pep Squad" on the front, handed out 1800 sheets of red and white construction paper to Harvard Alumni. At the prompting of "The Harvard Pep Squad", the crowd raised their sheets of paper expecting to spell out "Go Harvard." Instead, the laughing crowd of Yale students and alumni across the field saw Harvard fans spell out in red letters: "We suck."

In the aftermath, some people have said the joke was in extremely poor taste. But others have quipped that the Harvard alumni were simply duped into expressing the sentiments of the rest of America.

As for me? I'm just impressed that at America's finest universities, even juvenile stunts exhibit careful planning and a high level of sophistication.


Sunday, November 28

Will: Academia, Stuck to the Left


Tommy Luke, Version 2.0

Robert Lane racked up 97 yards on the ground in an Egg Bowl performance that may has strengthened his claim for the starting position heading into 2005 spring training.

While listening on the radio, my ears perked up when David Kellum compared Lane to one of my favorite Ole Miss quarterbacks of all time and one of my former football coaches, Tommy Luke.

The current Ole Miss quarterback situation is a poor man's version of Ole Miss's quarterback situation in the late 1980s. You have Robert Lane, who like Tommy Luke, is a gritty run-first quarterback. Then there's Ethan Flatt, who similar to Russ Shows, is a better passer but not all that mobile. And then finally there's Michael Spurlock, who like Stephen Davis, was a highly recruited quarterback from North Mississippi who was expected to standout, but instead struggled mightily when given the opportunity to play. Former Ole Miss Head Coach Billy Brewer made it to The Gator Bowl neither Shows or Luke ever really asserting himself as the go-to quarterback. Of course, there's a huge difference between that team and next year's Ole Miss team. That team had superb defensive talent -- i.e. Cassius B. Ware --, and other weapons on offense.

But anyway ... Lane is a bigger, blonder version of Tommy Luke, and the season finale is the beginning of a solid career as a starter for Lane.

Rebels Win, But Will Cutcliffe Survive?

Capitalizing on numerous MSU miscues and playing possibly their strongest defensive game of the year, Ole Miss cruised to a 20-3 victory Saturday at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.

The win gave Ole Miss in-state bragging rights for a 3rd consecutive season, but will it give Cutcliffe job security? Speculation has been growing on blogs and even a few newspaper outlets over the last several weeks about Cutcliffe's future as head coach. The decisive win over Mississippi State will give the dwindling Cutcliffe stalwarts another argument for retaining the 6th year head coach, but even the victory can erase the 7 losses, unmet expectations, and embarrassing off-the-field incidents for the Rebel program.

Personally, I think David Cutcliffe deserves to stay. A coach with 5 winning seasons shouldn't be terminated for one lousy year. However, a purge of assistant coaches may be imminent, and next season's outcome will ultimately determine Coach Cutcliffe's fate.

Jeff George Signs With Bears

Chicago Bears Head Coach Lovie Smith must be reading The Snyder News Network.

A couple of months after used this blog to beg The Chicago Bears to dump lackluster starting quarterback Craig Krenzel and replace him with Jeff George, the woeful Bears have taken my advice.

After failing to lure Mike Tomczak out of retirement -- that's a joke -- Chicago on Saturday signed journeyman and former No.1 overall draft pick Jeff George to a 1-year contract for the league minimum. George is expected to initially backup Chad Hutchinson, a former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and minor league baseball who will become the Bears 4th starter of the season. When Hutchinson inevitably struggles, George will be inserted into the lineup in what will undoubtedly be the last opportunity to resurrect a once promising football career.

George, known as Trigger to friends, has the physical gifts needed to shine in NFL but has been plagued by streaky performances and a bad attitude. He is most remembered for his unfulfilled potential and infamous sideline tiffs with Falcons coach June Jones and Redskins coach Marty Schottenheimer while playing under them.

But don't expect George to challenge his coach for the third time. For one, George is older, wiser, and has probably learned a recalcitrant attitude is the quickest way back to the unemployment line. Secondly, Lovie Smith is a lot tougher and whole lot more intimidating than June Jones or Marty Schottenheimer.

But that likely won't be an issue. I'm just happy to see the Bears finally sign a guy I can root for. And regardless of what happens, he can't be much worse than the current pack of jokers they've tried behind center. I wouldn't add him to your fantasy team just yet, but you never know.

Saturday, November 27

Worst Joke in Movie History

Rocky V
After regaining the trust and love of his punk son - Rocky Jr., Rocky Balboa walks down an empty Philadelphia street and told a joke to his son. What follows is quite possibly the worst joke in movie history (besides the entire movie From Justin to Kelly ).

Rocky: Knock Knock

Kid: Who's There?

Rocky: Tuna Fish

Kid: Tuna Fish Who?

Rocky: You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tune a Fish

And you wonder why Sylvester Stallone is not headlining The Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Thursday, November 25

This Thanksgiving, I'm Thankful For

I'm thankful that I live in a country where we can eat like gluttons on Thanksgiving Day, and even for those who don't have family are away from home, can enjoy a Thanksgiving feast at The Golden Corral for $7.99.

I'm thankful that on a holiday called Thanksgiving, we really don't have to give anything.

I'm thankful for home, for all my wonderful family members who provide unwavering support, and those old friends who remain friends because time has fortified a bond too strong to break.

I'm thankful for The New Yorker. Without it, my friends who aspire to join the Eastern Elite would lack the proper reading material to go along with their lattes and their caustic criticism of the intellect of Middle America.

I'm thankful for John Tesh, because he replaced that horrid Delilah woman on the soft rock nightly radio program.

I'm even thankful for Maureen Dowd, because when I encounter a cruel and spiteful woman, I'll know her wrath is still mild compared to that highbrow harridan.

I'm thankful for America. Despite its flaws, this nation remains the land I would most want to call my own.

I'm thankful that despite being 23, I still get extended holidays and can sleep until 10:00 AM on Mondays and 8:00 AM the rest of the weekday.

And I'm thankful for our troops, who go into strange lands and selflessly risk their lives for something bigger than themselves.

I'm thankful for The Kroger Card, ATMs, Trey Parker and Matt Stone's brilliance, the Internet, free drink refills, the hooligans that hang out in front of the 7/11 in Charlottesville, great expectations, electric razors, The Perfect Strangers theme song, Rocky IV, digital cameras, Southwest airlines, contact lenses, memories, Saved by The Bell, second chances, Kelly Ripa, moderate Republicans (though there aren't many remaining -- at least in office), the possibility of love, power cords, high school football, diet soda, and the free chips and salsa at Mexican restaurants.

Most of all, I'm thankful for hope -- the engine that powers our lives.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 24

New olemiss.edu premiers in December

According to the UM webmaster, OleMiss.edu will have a new site design beginning in December, replacing the current 1994 retro look.

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Campus Leaders Refute Resignation Claims

Tupelo, Miss. -- ASB President Gordon Fellows and ASB Senator Chris 'Bobo' Champion openly speculated this evening that David Cutcliffe would return for a 7th season as Ole Miss head football coach.

The two student leaders, posting under the names 'gordon' and 'bobo', said nothing leads them to believe the recent news that Saturday's game against Mississippi State would be Cutcliffe's last as head football coach.

A Meridian-based blog is reporting that Cutcliffe could be out as early as Monday.

While Louisville Coach Bobby Petrino, former Washington Head Coach Rick Neuheisal, and Cleveland Browns Head Coach Butch Davis sit atop the Rebel wish list if Cutcliffe should depart, most Rebels have not been good boys this year. A lump of coal -- i.e. former SMU Coach Mike Cavan -- might seem a more possible choice than the aforementioned (is that really a word?) names.

Though this column is dripping with sarcasm, I will say on a serious note that I agree with President Fellows and Brother Bobo. Cutcliffe will stay -- and probably justifiably so -- for at least one more season. Don't expect most of his assistant coaches, however, to be so fortunate.

Roberts Possibly New Face of CBS



John Roberts, not to be confused with John "Gabe" Roberts, is the leading candidate to replace Dan Rather at CBS. Why I'm even discussing this shows the blogging rush I'm on at the moment. I don't watch The Evening News -- I get my news through the internet. Come to think of it, I know very few people who watch the network news anymore. This is not just among my peer group, but among the public at large, as more people turn to cable and the internet for their news.

After the next batch of network anchors, expect one of the networks to phase out their evening news program completely.

I'm pretty sure the brilliant top executives at the networks would replace the evening news with an extra 30 minutes of Judge Judy or a revamped Hard Copy.


Tuesday, November 23

POTD: "Acquittal"



Sandy Murphy, right, reacts along with her attorney Michael Cristalli,left, as the judge re-reads the jury's verdict today in Clark County District Court in Las Vegas. Murphy, a former Vegas stripper, and co-defendant Rick Tabish were acquited of murder charges during thier retrial for the 1998 death of casino executive Ted Binion.


WWE Satirizes MNF



Leave it to Vince McMahon to bodyslam the NFL.

On Monday's RAW is WAR, the WWE spoofed the controversial Monday Night Football skit between Terrell Owens and Desperate Housewives star Nicolette Sheridan, casting Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin and WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus in a similar scene.

Trish tries to seduce Shelton, who is black, but as she prepares to jump into his arms, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon enters the locker room, appalled at the scene before him.

"I can see the moral fabric of America of disintegrating before our very eyes," McMahon exclaims.

McMahon said he won't allow a locker room full of miscreants and deviants, and more of this behavior would make the WWE into the NBA, where players attacked fans. That, he said, would be the downfall of civilization.

As Benjamin leaves the locker room, McMahon asks Trish, "is he gone?"

Trish then jumps into his arms, McMahon groans a few times, the couple unsuccessfully tries to kiss, but is impeded by Trish's nose guard.

Then McMahon turns to the camera, beaming with pride, and says, "Are you ready for some wrestling?"

Definitely envelope-pushing behavior, but clever scripting that reminded me of the WWE during their most controversial and (not coincidentally) successful days of the late 1990s.


WillBardwell.com: Cutcliffe Resigning



Has the blogosphere broken the biggest story of the 2004 Ole Miss football season?

WillBardwell.com is reporting that maligned head football coach David Cutcliffe will resign following Saturday's contest against Mississippi State. The reason is unspecified, but Cutcliffe's pancreatic problems could play a role in the decision.

This isn't the first time Cutcliffe has been rumored to be one of his way out at Mississippi's flagship university. Two years ago, following a disappointing 6-6 season, rumors were swirling on the internet, radio, and local news that Cutcliffe would leave Ole Miss to take the head coaching job at Kentucky. Cutcliffe decided to stay, and the Rebels defeated Nebraska in the Independence Bowl.

Cutcliffe's job security has come into question after a highly disappointing football season that includes losses to Memphis and Wyoming. A porous defense and ineffectiveness at quarterback has put what was expected to be a middle of the pack SEC team in jeopardy of losing of 8 games this season, the most losses for a Rebel program since 1987.

No obvious top contender would emerge if Cutcliffe departed. While fans will lust after a proven head coach looking to reestablish himself -- Butch Davis or Rick Neuheisal -- Ole Miss would likely hire one of the country's top assistants, as they did with Tommy Tuberville in 1994 and Cutcliffe in 1999.

Anyone with highly placed sources or reliable information, let us know.


Dan Rather Out in March 2005



(From Oxblog): You heard it here first (or may have, anyway). Blogosphere one, Lazy Coddled Journalistic Profession zero


Monday, November 22

Liberty Law School Back in the Papers

Liberty Law School, the upstart law school and new branch of evangelist Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, is back in the headlines, this time as the featured topic in an interesting piece from The New York Times.

Through Liberty Law School, Falwell wants to create "ministers of justice" for America. The school's opening has grabbed headlines through the country and even recently began targeting liberals like WillBardwell.com to convert into future justice ministers.

A lot of people in the legal academy dismiss Liberty's purpose as nothing more than another attention-grabbing ploy by a right-wing fundamentalist. Liberty Law's creation does highlight the liberal bias that exists in legal academia, but will it correct the problem? Lawyers are not liberal because of values instilled in them by liberal professors. Most entered law school that way.

Rather than creating a law school with an obvious ideological bent, Falwell and others concerned with the future of the legal community should provide support to students already in law school with similar idelogical views that can work to change the system from within.

Friday, November 19

Team of Destiny



JA 21 - Prep 0



JA Raiders Back-to-Back Champions
Joey Hawkins 3rd State Championship in 4 Years


Photo of the Day



BACK WHERE THEY BELONG: JA assistant coach Mike Guttuso was part of the coaching staff that captured JA's second state championship in 1996. After a hiatus from coaching from 2001-2003, Guttuso is back, and the Raiders -- for the 4th consecutive season -- are playing for a state championship.


Happy Birthday Jim Jacobs



Jim Jacobs -- high school tennis legend, Ole Miss MBA student, connessieur of upscale dining, and my good friend -- is celebrating his 24th birthday today. Give this fine American your best when you next see him.


Thursday, November 18

Pledge Brother To Start First NFL Game



Eli Manning, the phenomenal 1st overall pick of the 2004 NFL Draft, is making his debut as a starter Sunday against the Atlanta Falcons.

Eli becomes the first of my Sigma Nu pledge brothers to start in an NFL game. Some facts you might not know about Eli. Besides being the first NFL starter from my class, Eli is also the first to be a finalist for Heisman trophy, to be drafted by a NFL team, to visit the Playboy mansion, and to get arrested after initiation night.

Eli is a great quarterback, a great leader, and most of all, a great guy. I wish him the best in his first NFL start, even though I'm starting The Falcons Defense in my fantasy football league.


Photos of the Day

In honor of the Clinton Presidential Library ...

Where's Gerald Ford?


Nice hair.



Wednesday, November 17

Trent Lott Likely To Seek 4th Term

Senator Trent Lott (R-Miss.) has signaled he'll seek a 4th term, according to The National Review. Good news for Mississippians.

Another Photo of the Day -- A Plague in Egypt?




Tuesday, November 16

Photo of the Day


The Godfather Returns



In 1994, I was introduced to The Godfather, in my humble opinion, the greatest movie ever produced. I followed a viewing of that films with the two subsequent Francis Ford Coppola classic, read the book, and gained an interest in The Mafia that now gives me far more useless knowledge than one needs on The Commission, Crazy Joe Gallo, The Banana Wars, or a hard charging prosecutor named Rudy Guiliani.

In 2004, The Godfather Returns, literally. A new Godfather book, by a critically acclaimed Florida author, fills in the gaps not explained by the movie. The book examines the period between Part I and II, and then again during 1970s leading to Part III.

I look forward reading the book, but in a way, I don't. It's hard to improve on greatness. Coppola learned that in 1990 when he made Part III, a splendid film on its own merits but severely lacking when compared to Part I and Part II. I fear the book will follow the same fate, providing us an interesting footnote a great story, but disappointing us nonetheless.

Some of the mysteries of the Corleone Dynasty may best be left to the imagination.


Insomniac

Since I'm losing a battle with insomnia, I thought a blog post might be in order.

The tension is palpable at the law school. People are beginning to fret over all the things law students worry most about -- grades, summer jobs, and status. Though the coursework has been demanding, the atmosphere has been surprisingly relaxed. That'll change from now until late December when exams end, but the horror stories of Scott Turow's 1L and The Paper Chase are completely without merit here, and for the most part, students demonstrate a willingness to support their classmates.

Football has been a huge disappointment for me this season. Ole Miss went in the tank real early on, and could now conceivably finish 3-8 and lose to a team that lost to Maine. I then figured since Ole Miss was struggling, I could bandwagon UVA to the BCS, but that plan was derailed last Saturday. My fantasy football team that I thought I so brilliantly assembled is 2-8, and the Chicago Bears are once again wallowing in mediocrity. As I've written earlier, though, hope springs eternal in high school football, and the success of my football season will be determined by how my high school alma mater JA and my first school, Eupora, fare in their Friday Night showdowns with their archrivals. JA plays Jackson Prep in the State Championship, and Eupora faces Ackerman. Yes, I know a need a better hobby than following high school football. But growing up in Mississippi, going to Friday Night football games since the Age of 6, it's more than just 48 minutes of adolescent conflict, the game defines the spirit of a community and can mold its athletes into the people they become. This is trite, I know. But you can't really explain it unless 1) you're a great writer or 2) you've experienced it. I've got the experience, and when the next Willie Morris come along in Mississippi, I'll let him explain it to you.

I feel a huge void since the election ended. Checking the latest from the political pundits during Election 2004 was a great distraction from vicarious liability, preclusion, exclusive dealings arrangements, and all the other wonderful legal topics, but lately, the news is matching the law -- occasionally humorous, sometimes mundane, often muddled. Maybe that's just what America needs right now, though.

Also, let me send congratulations to Jim Morrison, who was married this past weekend, and to JB Ward and Carla Crosby, who were engaged this past Friday.

Monday, November 15

Safire Stepping Down

Bill Safire is stepping down as NYTimes columnist. Couldn't it be Maureen Dowd or Bob Herbert? Just about anyone else? (This--today's on the Oil-for-Food scandal--being one of the reasons why we'll miss Safire.) Credit: National Review

I wonder if they would consider a blogger studying the law in Charlottesville, Virginia?

Sunday, November 14

Red Ink State



I thought this was a very good cartoon. Marshall Ramsey never fails to impress.


Friday, November 12

Blogs and Politics

This article echoes something Glenn Reynolds has said before -- if Kerry had hired Joe Trippi, he'd probably be President-elect now.

Of course, the notion of using blogs to make a rapid response to the Swift Boat Vets' allegations might have stumbled on the Kerry campaign's big problem, which is that it didn't have a very good response. But more active use of blogs would at least have kept them from being taken by surprise.


Snyde Remarks

With the departure of U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft, the White House has lost of one its best "voices." This crooning crimefighter will likely release a CD, joining John Tesh, David Hassellhoff, Andy Griffith, Janis Joplin in the "How The Hell Do They Make Money Off Their Music" category.

Speaking of benefactors of the Bush re-election, Michael Moore will make more Bush-bashing documentaries, and will continue to spend his hard-earned dollars subsidizing the junk food industry.

I am preparing a soon-to-be-released piece about the most dreaded of all law school students -- the gunner. The gunner is a strange creature. I'll explain more soon.

Yasir Arafat's death is an opportunity for Peace (or less terrorism) in the Middle East. When I went to Europe, the people were very well-read on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, and there was a lot of sympathy towards the Palestinians and antipathy toward Israelis. I'm not sure why Arafat has been afforded so much respect through the years. If I was a white collar criminal like John Gotti or Michael Milkin I might respect Arafat for swindling the world out of millions of dollars that was funneled to his personal bank accounts, but as far as being an advocate for peace or humanitarian, this guy fell woefully short.

Tom Wolfe released a new book this week, "I Am Charlotte Simmons." Normally, I would have picked up a new Tom Wolfe novel the first day of release, but instead, I am holding off on the book until Christmas and will be reading Kenneth Abraham's "The Forms and Functions of Tort Law" instead. I wonder -- are there jobs where you do possibly 5 or 6 actual hours of work a week and spend the rest of the time at work reading great books and all the national and international newspapers on the internet. But this novel takes a look at the gradual adulteration of a brilliant, sheltered freshman from North Carolina hill country who is starting her first year at the elite Dupont University. Wolfe deals heavily with the topics of college athletics, fraternity boys, student media, and lust. I've heard this a caricature of what college is really is, but from the synopses of the book, some of Wolfe's points are true.

Stanford Law Professor Lawrence Lessig gave an awesome speech Thursday at the law school. Professor Lessig is a guru on intellectual property and advocates less regulation of it. He's also a dead ringer for my ex-girlfriend's dad.

UVA plays Miami on Saturday, and a lot of people actually expect UVA to win. That's what happens when your opponent loses to North Carolina and Clemson in consecutive weeks. However, UVA is playing a struggling Miami team, and a struggling Miami team is still better than N.C. State, Wake Forest, or any of the other typical ACC pushovers UVA is accustomed to facing. I find it hard to believe that Miami would lose three in a row. They are more likely to play to their potential against a tougher foe. But if Virginia wins, pandemonium will break loose in Charlottesville, and UVA will come one giant step closer to a visit to The Sugar Bowl.

Expect Ole Miss to lose Saturday to Arkansas and expect Michael Spurlock to transfer following the season. You can't blame Spurlock for wanting to play quarterback. The guy served his time. Still, he has only himself to blame (well, the offensive line too), but Flatt has proven to be a better passer and Lane has surprinsingly proven to be a more effective runner. One of the places Spurlock could end up is Jackson State, where hopefully President Ronald Mason will have demonstrated the sense to fire current head coach James Bell, who is less than two seasons has done more to destroy that once proud football program than any other coach in history. Morale and attendance are dreadfully low, and I've been told recruiting is a mess.

Speaking of recruiting, Rick Stansbury and Mississippi State signed the nation's top rated center. Can anyone shed light on how Stansbury manages to sign these kids from faraway places. I know The Golden Triangle Area is a great place to live and all the kids growing up in The Bronx dream of one day playing in Humphreys Coliseum.

Baseball free agency is the best part of the baseball season. I can't wait to see who the Mets waste money on and which starting pitcher will sacrifice his career by signing a lucrative contract with The Colorado Rockies.

This was not a particularly well-written post. Most people's writing flourishes with age, but my ability to string together sentences has decreased over time. I should have attempted to write The Great American Novel at Age 10. I'm blaming stress, legal research & writing, and the boorish slang we all used as college students.

Speaking of college, my college buddy Granville Engle was one of 12 or 13 Manhattanites (is that what they call themselves) to vote for George W. Bush. The New York Times had an article where people from Manhattan were calling red staters stupid. My thinking is, nobody who pays $6 for a beer at a bar and thinks they've gotten a good deal needs to be calling anybody else stupid.

And one last thing on politics -- if the Democrats want to win in 2008, they need to look no further than the last liberal patriot -- Tony Blair.

That's it for now. Thumbs up to Zell Miller, Lawrence Lessig, law school mixers with Tri Delt, Governor Barbour, South Park, Tom Wolfe, and The Miami Heat.

Thumbs down to my fantasy football team, a John Kerry 2008 campaign, AC Slater in spandex, moveon.org, Maureen Dowd, Ray Lewis, and all the morons (i.e. everyone) on this season of Survivor.

Saved by the Bell Brings Joy To Life



Dustin Diamond,
I may be the first person to tell you this: thank you for living.

The cast of Saved by the Bell has provided me a lifetime of memories. Screech's corny jokes, Zack's schemes, Kelly's beauty and innocence, Slater's mullet, and Jessie's caffeine pills give me a reason to believe that life is such a special thing.

Wednesday and Thursday, I had the pleasure of watching back-to-back episodes of Saved by the Bell on TBS. Once relegated to the 6AM time slot, Saved by the Bell is on at lunchtime. After spending 75 minutes watching classmates berated over minute details of the Uniform Commercial Code, there's no better transition than spending 60 minutes watching Zack use his cunning to outwit Slater and win Kelly's heart.

I think I'm going to start posting more often about this groundbreaking television program.


Monday, November 8

Howard Dean considering bid to chair Democratic Party

This would be interesting.

MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) Former presidential candidate Howard Dean is considering a bid to become chairman of the national Democratic Party.

Steve Grossman, himself a former chairman of the Democratic National Committee, said Dean had told him he was thinking about it.

Dean was traveling today in New York and unavailable for comment. His spokeswoman, Laura Gross, said ``it was far too early to be speculating on that.''

The 240 members of the Democratic National Convention will elect a new chair early next year. Several names are already being mentioned, including former Clinton aide Harold Ickes; Donna Brazile, who ran Al Gore's presidential campaign, and Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack.

Dean has been outspoken since the beginning of his presidential bid in saying that the Democratic Party must establish a separate and unique identity from Republicans.

The next chairman will replace Terry McAuliffe, whose term is ending.



Red State, Blue State, One State, Two State

This is from Jeremy Blachman, a hilarious and erudite 3L at Harvard Law School who runs a popular blog.

It feels like the big storyline since the election has been red states versus blue states, and how we somehow find ourselves in a huge divide. How the people in the blue states are blue with sadness, and the people in the red states are red with the blood of Iraqis on their chests. Or something like that. I feel like as a blue-stater, I have an obligation to be outraged. But I think we’re looking at this the wrong way. Of all of the divides that we could possibly have in this country, a red state / blue state divide isn’t so bad. I know people in the red states. I even like some of them. They’re not all stupid, and they’re not evil. And being at war with the red states, or whatever the condition of the red-blue conflict is, is a lot less scary than, say, a religious divide, or a racial divide, or a gender divide. I’m not afraid of the red states. We’re really not that different. Even at the extremes, what is it, a 60/40 Democrat-Republican split in the blue states and 40/60 in the red ones? Not that different. We’re all mostly purple anyway. More than anything else, I feel like the red state / blue state conflict is a marketers’ dream. Can’t you picture “Electoral USA,” a new Six Flags theme park, perhaps even in Ohio, where you can ride the Republican Rocketship to the polluted sky filled with chemicals that the Bush administration rolled back restrictions on, or you can take a spin on the Democratic Deficit-Dropper that brings you from high in the air back closer to the ground but costs an extra $10 to ride? There’d also be the Donor-Go-Round, where you can ride on the backs of big business, and the Social Security Scramble, where you get on line for the ride, but have no idea if it’s going to be closed by the time you make it to the front.

It’s not just an amusement park waiting to happen; the red state / blue state conflict is ripe for money-making opportunities of all sorts. Blue State Blue Jeans, new from Levi’s. Red State Red Raspberry Sorbet, at Baskin-Robbins. Would you like red ketchup, or brand-new blue ketchup? Heinz should totally be all over that one. The Red Sox will toy with becoming the Blue Sox. Blue Man Group is fine for some of their tour, but in half the country they need new paint. “From the rocket’s red glare” should get omitted from the national anthem in half the country; blue corn tortilla chips are the next big thing; The Bear In The Big Blue House will be censored over the Great Plains.

I’ve heard some Democrats say that this election was a true disaster; that there’s no possibility for a Democrat to get elected ever again to anything. The electoral map in 1896 had virtually the same split as the map from 2004 – only in 1896 the parties were entirely reversed. We don’t have any idea what it’s going to look like 100 years from now, or even four years from now. Maybe a string of purple compromises can bring us all back together. Grape juice becomes our official beverage; eggplant becomes the national vegetable; that crazy purple girl in Willy Wonka becomes mayor of Cleveland. And national unity results. Happy purple people dancing in the streets, ignoring the boundaries between New York and Pennsylvania, or Illinois and Indiana, and just happy to be part of one big purple country.

We can argue until we’re red in the face – er, blue in the face – just pick one – you know what I mean – about the political issues that separate us. But in a lot of ways, the red states and the blue states aren’t very far apart. We all love Jesus. Oh, wait, no, that’s not right. We all support a woman’s right to... to vote. Yes, that’s an uncontroversial one. We all think Ralph Nader is a little crazy for running for President again. And, actually, this might be the start of something interesting. Because while Red and Blue may be fighting, the one thing they all agree on is that they’re better than Green. So key lime pie is out, replaced by purple plum pudding. And green beans are gone. And we’ve got to stop drinking green tea. Completely. Cold turkey. No more. Despite the antioxidants.

We have four years to make nice with our red neighbors. I think we can do it. So that by 2008 it’s back to the traditional battle lines: class warfare, ethnic tensions, and Yankees vs. Red Sox. I mean, we can’t be on the same side as New York. It’s impossible. It’s anti-American. And we’ll be really sick of blueberries by then, since they’re the only food we’re allowed to eat. Gotta admit, the red states got the luck of the draw with that one.

Bush Not Down And Out in Beverly Hills

This is from another blog.

NOTE: RogerLSimon.com has a secret source highly placed within the California political establishment. He has passed the following information to me. Despite the title, it is no joke. This post is quite serious.

As most have heard, the current estimates of Jewish support for Bush in the election were 25%, up from 19% in 2000. This may be a serious underestimate. The following is only preliminary (more stats are being broken down) but it comes from ... of all places... BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - perhaps the most Jewish incorporated city in the state and also the home of many of Hollywood's supposedly left/liberal personalities (as well as numerous Iranian Jews who would tilt to Bush). Bush's support in Beverly Hills was up 22 percentage points (more than double) from 2000. Caveat: these stats are still unofficial but they are obviously very significant.

Here is the breakdown for Beverly Hills:

2004 UNOFFICIAL

BUSH 42.38% KERRY 56.98% OTHER .64%

2000 OFFICIAL

BUSH 20.47% GORE 76.51% OTHER 3.02%

I'm sure this is astounding news to the Democratic Party and supposedly liberal Hollywood. My source is now engaged in checking other neighborhoods, including ultra liberal West Hollywood, the central gay neighborhood of Los Angeles, where Bush's support has gone up 8% on first count. There may be many explanations for this, but it is interesting indeed. I received several emails explaining how the exit polls had undercounted Jewish voters for Bush. That seems to have been true.

Saturday, November 6

Are the JA Raiders a Team of Destiny?



Reed Neely, Martin Miller, Adam Shaffer, and Corey Magee are four major cogs in the Raider Machine.

As Ole Miss struggles through a miserable rebuilding year, the Chicago Bears endure another lackluster season, and my fantasy football team settles into the bottom tier of the league, my hopes for championship glory rest in my high school alma mater, JA.

A convincing 49-14 blowout of Washington School Friday Night secured a North AAA championship for JA. The Raider Nation will be returning to the playoffs for a 7th consecutive season and the 10th time in 11 years. Their first round foe, Parklane Academy, is a storied high school football program whose dominance in the 1980s and early 1990s has been eroded over the last decade by antiquated play calling and more competition for students from the resurgent public high schools in the area.

Today, people are more likely to know Parklane for its unique role as the alma mater of pop star Britney Spears, not for its football.

But though JA will be heavily favored in Friday's contest, the Raider Nation must be on guard. High school football is often predictable, but not this rivalry.

Nine years ago, Parklane was the defending state champion, and ranked No.1 in the state. The team had a huge offensive line, a bruising running game, and Britney Spears's brother at quarterback. They had defeated JA the previous Friday in the regular season finale and the Raider Nation was emotionally spent after our beloved head coach, Sherard Shaw, lost a long battle with cancer the week of the rematch.

But on a wet field in McComb, the emotional JA Raider team played their best game of the season. Fullback Jeffrey Lohmeier looked bottled up for a minimal gain, but slid out a pile of Parklane tacklers and turned in 2-yard play into a long touchdown run. The Lohmeier touchdown was the only score of the game, snapping Parklane's streak and keeping JA alive for a state championship. JA followed that upset with the program's first victory over Jackson Prep and then a championship game victory over Carroll, giving JA its first state championship and a story-book ending to a dream season.

That upset over Parklane signified a seachange for the fortunes of these two football programs. Since that game, JA has won 4 state championships and has defeated Parklane 9 or 10 consecutive times.

I expect and hope the streak to continue.


Gay Marriage a Non-Factor



From Instapundit:

INTERESTING COMMENT FROM A RELUCTANT BUSH VOTER over at Roger Simon's place, illustrating some of the things the exit polls left out. Meanwhile, over at Andrew Sullivan's an emailer crunches the numbers on states with anti-gay-marriage initiatives and states without them, and concludes: "On the contrary, there is no evidence that suggests that the strategy of putting the anti-marriage initiatives on the ballot in several states did anything to improve Bush's performance in those states."

Sullivan's posted the numbers, which are quite interesting. This is the kind of analysis we ought to be getting from Big Media.

UPDATE: More here on "Gay Marriage and the Ground Game" from the Ashbrook Center. It's generally consistent with what Sullivan's reader says -- gay marriage didn't make much of a difference.

ANOTHER UPDATE: And here's Paul Freedman in Slate, saying the same thing: "Terrorism, not values, drove Bush's re-election."

These differences hold up at the state level even when each state's past Bush vote is taken into account. When you control for that variable, a 10-point increase in the percentage of voters citing terrorism as the most important problem translates into a 3-point Bush gain. A 10-point increase in morality voters, on the other hand, has no effect. Nor does putting an anti-gay-marriage measure on the ballot. So, if you want to understand why Bush was re-elected, stop obsessing about the morality gap and start looking at the terrorism gap.

I think that's right.


Looking to Labour



Another great column today -- Nicholas Kristof talks about how the Democratic Party must reinvent itself as Tony Blair reinvented the Labour Party in Britain.

If Democrats want to know how to win again, they have a model. It's the British Labor Party.

When I studied in England in the early 1980's, the British Labor Party seemed as quaint and eccentric as Oxford itself, where we wore gowns for exams and some dons addressed the rare female student as "sir." Labor was caught in its own echo chamber of militant unions and anti-American activists, and it so repulsed voters that it seemed it might wither away entirely.

Then Tony Blair and another M.P., Gordon Brown, dragged the party away from socialism, unions, nuclear disarmament and anti-Americanism. Together they created "New Labor," which aimed for the center and aggressively courted Middle Britain instead of trying to scare it. The result is that since 1997, Mr. Blair and Labor have utterly dominated Britain.

The Democrats need a similar rebranding. But the risk is that the party will blame others for its failures - or, worse, blame the American people for their stupidity (as London's Daily Mirror screamed in a Page 1 headline this week: "How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB?").

As moderates from the heartland, like Tom Daschle, are picked off by the Republicans, the party's image risks being defined even more by bicoastal, tree-hugging, gun-banning, French-speaking, Bordeau-sipping, Times-toting liberals, whose solution is to veer left and galvanize the base. But firing up the base means turning off swing voters. Gov. Mike Johanns, a Nebraska Republican, told me that each time Michael Moore spoke up for John Kerry, Mr. Kerry's support in Nebraska took a dive.

So Democrats need to give a more prominent voice to Middle American, wheat-hugging, gun-shooting, Spanish-speaking, beer-guzzling, Bible-toting centrists. (They can tote The Times, too, in a plain brown wrapper.) For a nominee who could lead the Democrats to victory, think of John Edwards, Bill Richardson or Evan Bayh, or anyone who knows the difference between straw and hay.


The Values-Vote Myth

Mainstream Media (now own known as MSM) and the liberal elite on the East and Left Coast want to blame the Democrats' overwhelming electoral defeat on the intolerant, Red State Christians whose political interests center exclusively on gay-bashing on preventing abortion.

But in another strong column in The New York Times, David Brooks debunks the myths the left wing has been promoting over the past several days. Read several snippets below.

Every election year, we in the commentariat come up with a story line to explain the result, and the story line has to have two features. First, it has to be completely wrong. Second, it has to reassure liberals that they are morally superior to the people who just defeated them.

In past years, the story line has involved Angry White Males, or Willie Horton-bashing racists. This year, the official story is that throngs of homophobic, Red America values-voters surged to the polls to put George Bush over the top.

This theory certainly flatters liberals, and it is certainly wrong.


Here are the facts. As Andrew Kohut of the Pew Research Center points out, there was no disproportionate surge in the evangelical vote this year. Evangelicals made up the same share of the electorate this year as they did in 2000. There was no increase in the percentage of voters who are pro-life. Sixteen percent of voters said abortions should be illegal in all circumstances. There was no increase in the percentage of voters who say they pray daily.

......

The reality is that this was a broad victory for the president. Bush did better this year than he did in 2000 in 45 out of the 50 states. He did better in New York, Connecticut and, amazingly, Massachusetts. That's hardly the Bible Belt. Bush, on the other hand, did not gain significantly in the 11 states with gay marriage referendums.

He won because 53 percent of voters approved of his performance as president. Fifty-eight percent of them trust Bush to fight terrorism. They had roughly equal confidence in Bush and Kerry to handle the economy. Most approved of the decision to go to war in Iraq. Most see it as part of the war on terror.

.... But the same insularity that caused many liberals to lose touch with the rest of the country now causes them to simplify, misunderstand and condescend to the people who voted for Bush. If you want to understand why Democrats keep losing elections, just listen to some coastal and university town liberals talk about how conformist and intolerant people in Red America are. It makes you wonder: why is it that people who are completely closed-minded talk endlessly about how open-minded they are?

What we are seeing is a diverse but stable Republican coalition gradually eclipsing a diverse and stable Democratic coalition. Social issues are important, but they don't come close to telling the whole story. Some of the liberal reaction reminds me of a phrase I came across recently: The rage of the drowning man.

Friday, November 5

The Return of Bobby Jindal

I am reproducing this post in its entirety from the good folks at Powerline.

We were sorely disappointed last November when Republican Bobby Jindal narrowly lost to Democrat Kathleen Blanco in his Louisiana gubernatorial bid. Jindal is a 33-year-old wunderkind -- a policy wonk with degrees from Brown and Oxford -- whose parents emigrated from India to Baton Rouge before he was born.

We celebrated the emergence of "Bubbas for Bobby" in the course of last year's campaign (see "Here comes Bobby Jindal, we hope"), and in "Breaking down the Louisiana vote" we took a look at the voting patterns underlying Jindal's loss. We also quoted at length from the terrific profile of Jindal by Fred Barnes for the Weekly Standard:

Jindal has an extraordinary life story. His given first name is Piyush, but at age 4 he decided to change it to Bobby. In high school, he abandoned his parents' Hindu faith and converted to Catholicism. (His father is an engineer, his mother an assistant secretary in the Louisiana state labor department.) By the time he graduated from Baton Rouge High School, Jindal was a Republican. When he got to Brown--an eight-year medical program had attracted him--he naively asked about joining the College Republicans. There was no chapter at Brown. The Republican club Jindal subsequently helped found grew, he says, to 300 members, a surprisingly large membership for a liberal Ivy League school.

His post-Brown career has been dizzying. Instead of pursuing medicine, Jindal studied at Oxford for two years as a Rhodes Scholar, worked the next two years for McKinsey, the business consulting firm, and at age 24 returned to Baton Rouge to take over, at Foster's urging, the mammoth Department of Health and Hospitals. There, he transformed a $400 million deficit into a $220 million surplus...

He's issued lengthy position papers on health care, ethics, economic opportunity, the environment, schools, and religious faith. These were packaged together last week in a glossy 24-page booklet entitled "The Jindal Blueprint for Louisiana--A Bold New Vision." Most notable is the section on "defending the role of faith and values in our state." In it, he tells how a friend led him to Christian faith. "Today, my faith in Jesus Christ is central to who I am, and I pray regularly for God's wisdom in all the parts of my life," he says.

Jindal says he became a Republican as a teenager for two reasons. In Louisiana, with its history of political corruption, Republicans are the reform party. Also, they're the champions of opportunity. "I'd seen what great opportunity my father had [in America] as an engineer," he said in an interview. His mother has succeeded in state government, he said, and "I'm running for governor. This is an amazing country."


As Yogi Berra said of the election of a Jewish mayor of Dublin, "Only in America."


Today reader Steve Cochran writes from Lake Charles, Louisiana to point out to us that Jindal edged his rivals for election to Congress in Louisiana's First Congressional District on Tuesday night with a mere 78 percent of the vote. The Economic Times previewed Jindal's election in "Bobby Jindal set to be the only Indian-American in US Congress." Something tells me that we're going to be hearing more from Congressman-elect Jindal.

Thursday, November 4

Divided America?


Campaign of Contempt

Yesterday, Glenn Reynolds (in this blog post from MSNBC.com) suggested that Democrats needed to get in touch with "red America" and its values if they want to win elections. But judging from some of the press accounts on Democratic reactions to Kerry's defeat, the lesson bears repeating. Glenn kept seeing things like this, from the Boston Globe:

''He could have made a great president," Johnson said. ''Many Americans have nothing between their ears. Americans are fat, lazy, and stupid. I don't like this country anymore."

Likewise, there's this, from The New York Times:

Striking a characteristic New York pose near Lincoln Center yesterday, Beverly Camhe clutched three morning newspapers to her chest while balancing a large latte and talked about how disconsolate she was to realize that not only had her candidate, John Kerry, lost but that she and her city were so out of step with the rest of the country.

"Do you know how I described New York to my European friends?" she said. "New York is an island off the coast of Europe."

If you think that much of America is like a foreign country, you're not likely to win many elections -- because it's hard to get foreigners to vote for you. Calling the voters dumb probably doesn't do much to win people over, either. It always strikes me that so many people who are quick to note the importance of understanding the differences in perception between nations, or races, or sexual preferences, and to try to bridge those gaps, are so unwilling to do the same thing where people from elsewhere in their own country are concerned. But Democrats must do better, or become a regional party. Because contempt doesn't win a lot of votes.

Wednesday, November 3

"Interesting" Kids

I was eating supper at Arby's tonight and trying to make sense of my major memo draft when these two undergrads walked in to order. They ended up sitting down across from me. The guy said that he heard Judge Rehnquist had 6 months to 12 months left to live.

The girl said, "I almost am sad about that. But no I'm not."

The guy replies, "You're too nice."

The guy then went on to talk about how Rehnquist fought segregation. (News to me)

At this point, I considered saying "Judge Rehnquist is terminally ill? That's my best friend's granddad." That would have made them feel awful, but dishonesty is no way to combat callousness.

Anyway, they babbled on for about 10 minutes about how great they were going to do in some sort of mock trial or debate or something and then the girl boasted about how some married guy was hitting on her.

I would feel bad about eavesdropping, but it was obviously hard not to, I was only a few feet away, and the guy talked at a level that anyone in the restaurant could hear him whisper.

Bias Beyond the Pale

From The Logic Times

Are you aware that the Pennsylvania race was closer (Kerry gets 51.08%) than the Ohio race (Bush gets 51.2%) or Nevada race (Bush gets 51.4%)? Think about this fact. Did the networks have any problem calling Pennsylvania for Kerry? None whatsoever. I believe one network had Pennsylvania in the Kerry column within an hour of the polls closing. And when one considers that absentee ballots always break in the direction of conservatives, the Pennsylvania race will further tighten while the Ohio race widens.

- Are you aware that New Hampshire has 99% of the vote in with 50.7245% for Kerry to 49.2755% for Bush and has been called for Kerry?
- Are you aware that Wisconsin has 99% of the vote in with 50.2255% for Kerry to 49.7745% for Bush and has been called for Kerry?

Absentee ballots would only make these races tighter.

- Are you aware that Iowa has 99% of the vote in with 50.5325% for Bush to 49.4675% for Kerry and has NOT been called for Bush?
- Are you aware that New Mexico has 99% of the vote in with 50.8816% for Bush to 49.1184% for Kerry and has NOT been called for Bush?
- Are you aware that Nevada has 99% of the vote in with 51.3536% for Bush to 48.6464% for Kerry and has NOT been called for Bush (except for one network)?

Absentee ballots would only make these races wider.

I could write a commentary here, but why bother?

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