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Wednesday, June 30
Return of 'The King'
This the new SNN's 300th post. I thought this post should be dedicated to a controversial contributor who angers us, humors us, and always leaves us wondering what he'll say next.
This weekend, Memphis is witnessing the return of The King.
But it's not what you might think. Elvis has not risen from his final resting place. Jerry "The King" Lawler hasn't returned from his commentary gig with the WWE. And that Lord of the Rings movie hasn't reappeared in the Midsouth's multiplexes.
No, it's even bigger. Blagg is back. The King has returned to Memphis.
The liberal SNN pundit and San Francisco resident has returned to the land of his youth for five days, capping off the stay with a stand-up comedy routine Monday July 5th at 7:30 at the P & H Cafe on Madison.
Blagg, nicknamed 'The King' by chums at Briarcrest Christian School, is looking forward to spending a few days the city he came to rule as a high school wrestler, a college film student, and a supporting actor in 21 Grams.
Friends, including Andrew Buckley, are excited about The King's return. Others, like a certain nameless high school administrator, are trembling with fear.
Needless to say, the buzz in Memphis hasn't been this big since Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis came to town to duke it out in The Pyramid for heavyweight supremacy just two years ago.
SNN and BlaggBlogg will be providing exclusive coverage through the holiday weekend of The King's Return to Memphis. It should be something. Stay tuned.
Celebrity Governors
Disclaimer: This is a satirical look at a hypothetical recall election for Mississippi Governor. As some of you may know, a group of union leaders have started a petition to recall Governor Haley Barbour. I think this petition is completely moronic because 1) Haley Barbour is doing a solid job and 2) we can't recall an elected official in Mississippi. This is just another desperate publicity stunt. But for a few moments, let's imagine Barbour was performing on the same level as Gray Davis and a recall petition succeeded ..... What celebrities would enter the race? Who would Mississippi voters respond to?
 The most likely choice is Tom Lester ... also known as Eb from Green Acres and Petticoat Junction. While Eb effectively portrays the village idiot on the television set, he can be charming in person (sound like another political leader we know). Eb probably still has high name recognition from his apperance on Nick at Nite reruns during the 80s and 90s and his regular appearance in the mid 90s with Jerry Clower and Hunter Persac on LEADCO ads. Ebs casual dress attire and aw shucks demenator would endear him to rural voters.
 If not Eb, then James Best could be carry the celebrity banner. Best, who is best known for his role as Roscoe P. Coltrane on The Dukes of Hazzard, has played the role of an elected official as Sheriff of Hazzard County, and voters like a no-nonsense lawman. But many voters, including me, resent Roscoe's relentless pursuit on the fun-loving Duke Boys. The Clarion-Ledger and The Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal would have a field day investigating Roscoe's connection to Boss Hogg, a prosperous banker and bar owner with a string of questionable business dealings. But you have to hand it to Roscoe -- if though he failed in catching criminals and usually was tricked by the Duke Boys into locking himself into the cell -- the crafty Sheriff always had new automobiles on hand despite losing three a week in dramatic car crashes into the ponds and streams of backwater Hazzard County. That's what I call good fiscal management.
 And finally, Gerald McRaney, star of the hit TV series Major Dad. Mississippians appreciate our leaders who have served in the military. Major Dad is a stern disciplinarian to his stepdaughters but also demonstrated compassion and wisdom in his dealings with the girls. A gentle soul behind a hard exterior, McRaney would appeal to suburban moms and NASCAR dads. But would his relationship with Delta Burke (Designing Women's Suzanne Sugarbaker) hamper his candidacy?
While none of these men have matched the box office success of Governor Schwarzenegger, none have starred in movies as lousy as Hercules in New York or The Last Action Hero.
And while none may understand the complexities of state government, some would argue few of our current officials do either.
This may seem farfetched, but remember -- this is a state that elected a governor because he carried around a lunchbox and wore a hard hat on the campaign trail. In Mississippi, anything's possible.
Kerry / Clinton in 2004?
Thanks for Andrew Buckley to bringing this to my attention.
Internet muckracker Matt Drudge broke the story today on his website that John Kerry would choose Senator Hillary Clinton as his running mate.
While this is probably more sensationalism and empty speculation from Drudge, a Kerry/Clinton ticket would be an interesting scenario.
Tony Blair
Tony Blair -- now there's a national leader I'd wholeheartedly support.
What do all of you think about The British PM?
Tuesday, June 29
Rambling on The War and The Media
One of the top stories on CNN.com today is about the mother of a dead soldier welcoming the media to film her son's casket and cover his funeral.I have no objections to the media covering this story because it is so unusual for the parents of a fallen soldier to welcome the media to a funeral. But this story exemplifies what has happening in our news. The costs of the war and the people who object to it are dominating media coverage while coverage of American successes and families of victims who believe their sons and daugthers died for a worthy cause is scant. This coverage strategy is due in part to media bias. Yet most of this heavily negative coverge is ratings-driven. The media wants to 'shock and awe' us, because we respond to it, and we keep coming back. The media is luring in the people by playing to our rawest emotions -- anger, fear, and grief. And the American media's editorializing in their news coverage of the war is the most subdued in the world. European media is far more blatant, and Arab media -- i.e. Al-Jazeera -- is completely one-sided, fomenting Anti-Americanism under the guise of free speech and objectivity. I am ambivalent about the U.S. occupation in Iraq. I will likely never have a clear stance for or against, partly because of the war's complexity, and partly because I get the feeling I will never receive a balanced account of the successes, failures, operations, and personalities of Operation Iraqi Freedom.
A Marine comments on War and The Media
Since a reader of this blog says he will give greater respect to the opinions of people who have actually fought in the war, I have found commentary by a solider who fought in Operation Iraqi Freedom. He seems to share a far different opinion of the conflict than many in the media.
To Saddam's prisoners, US torture seems 'a joke'
Credit The Brass Knuckles network. Prepare yourself, because this is just an unbelievably horrible story about what used to go on in Iraq before George Bush put a stop to it... "Ibrahim Idrissi has mixed feelings about the recent uproar caused by the abuse of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib under the US occupation. "As a humanitarian organization, we oppose this," he says. "But these are soldiers who have come to Iraq to fight, not to be prison guards. It was to be expected. Of course, if there are innocent people in there ... it is possible, I guess, that some of them are innocent."
If Idrissi seems a bit callous about the fate of the Iraqis in US-run jails, he has probably earned the right to differ. He recalls a day in 1982, at the General Security prison in Baghdad:
"They called all the prisoners out to the courtyard for what they called a 'celebration.' We all knew what they meant by 'celebration.' All the prisoners were chained to a pipe that ran the length of the courtyard wall. One prisoner, Amer al-Tikriti, was called out. They said if he didn't tell them everything they wanted to know, they would show him torture like he had never seen. He merely told them he would show them patience like they had never seen."
"This is when they brought out his wife, who was five months pregnant. One of the guards said that if he refused to talk he would get 12 guards to rape his wife until she lost the baby. Amer said nothing. So they did. We were forced to watch. Whenever one of us cast down his eyes, they would beat us."
"Amer's wife didn't lose the baby. So the guard took a knife, cut her belly open and took the baby out with his hands. The woman and child died minutes later. Then the guard used the same knife to cut Amer's throat." There is a moment of silence. Then Idrissi says: "What we have seen about the recent abuse at Abu Ghraib is a joke to us."
The Idrissis, and many families like them, feel that people in Iraq have too quickly relegated the horrors of the old regime to the annals of history. "But it is not the past to us," says Idrissi. "The mother of the person who was killed, his brothers and sisters, they are alive. We are still living the nightmare every day."Keep that in mind when people like Al Gore & Ted Kennedy try to claim that we're just as bad as Saddam. When you hear people like John Kerry, Michael Moore, & Nancy Pelosi trying to tell you that Bush is a rotten guy, remember that if they had been in charge, Saddam's torture chambers & rape rooms would be open for business and manned by the same sort of people who are sawing the heads off of helpless hostages in Iraq. Better that pregnant women get gang raped and murdered in front of their husbands than for Bush to be the one to get credit for stopping it....
Monday, June 28
Heath Shuler
 While Archie Manning was the most effective quarterback in New Orleans Saints franchise history, the worst starting quarterback for the Saints - no easy task - was Heath Shuler, arguably one of the biggest busts in NFL Draft History.
Shuler came to New Orleans in a trade with The Washington Redskins, where Shuler, the Redskins 1st round pick and No.3 overall pick, was languishing behind 7th round pick and journeyman quarterback Gus Frerotte on the depth chart.
The Saints new coach Mike Ditka believed a change of scenery would benefit Shuler, and along with Ricky "I'm Worth 10 Draft Picks" Williams, Ditka envisioned the two becoming the most dynamic qb/running back tandem since Jim McMahon and Walter Payton.
But Ricky was far some sweet, and Shuler couldn't come close to matching McMahon on any qualities but fragility.
After throwing a bundle of interceptions and a scattered touchdown here and there, Shuler's general ineffectiveness and injury problems forced him from the NFL.
He has rebounded from the failed NFL career, and is now thriving as a REALTOR in Knoxville, the origin of the celebrity, where he dazzled Tennessee Volunteers fan as a mobile, electrifying, record-setting QB and paved the way for another Volunteers great named Peyton Manning.
So Saints fan, while you are griping next season after Aaron Brooks throws for 400 yards, 4 TDs, and a game-ending interception, take solace in the positive -- at least the Saints are in contention. In the Heath Shuler era, they weren't even in the game.
Tangy Sees The Cajun Cannon
 Fresh off his special guest appearance on Southern Sports Tonight, Sam 'Tangy' Wells was enjoying his newfound celebrity at The Pinnacle Club, one of Natchitoches's most upscale clubs (picture a trashier version of Crazy 8's).
He spotted a recognizable face and asked the man his name. The familiar face turned out to be none other than New Orleans Saints legendary quarterback Bobby Hebert.
Hebert, arguably the second greatest quarterback in Saints franchise history (Archie Manning is the first), was judging the club's bikini contest.
While not judging pageants in North Louisiana dives, Hebert is a commentator on Atlanta Falcons Radio.
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Bobby Hebert was one the icons of my youth. For 16 Sundays every fall, he entered my living room, a battered hero bravely but hopelessly guiding the hapless hometown football team.
Occasionally, Hebert would go down to injury, replaced by Dave Wilson or John Fourcade or that awful Steve Walsh.
But much like when the Bo and Luke Duke were replaced by the scab dukes Coy and Vance, the Saints were just not the same team without Hebert behind center.
So, congratulations are in order for Tangy, a budding radio personality who is rubbing elbows with the greats.
Barbour and Medicaid
 Governor Haley Barbour has been excoriated by the media, Democrats, recipients of discounted medicine, and half the free world for the state legislature's decision to switch 65,000 Mississippians from Medicaid to Medicare a year before the federal government mandates Mississippi to do so.
This issue has caused a gigantic uproar around the state and remains the primary news item for state government.
This is a complicated health care issue, and I will not to pretend to understand what is going on. I am not alone. The majority of Mississippians have no idea what is happening and are relying on soundbites from demagogues in the state legislator, media reports, and press releases from The Governor's Office.
Not knowing the policy details, I cannot accurately pontificate on the merits of the decision to move people from Medicaid to Medicare. But here's what I do know
-- Legislators who voted for the bill, most notably Rep. Steve Holland of Plantersville -- are now denouncing the Governor. This tells me 1) that our state legislators don't understand the legislation they vote on or 2) that many of our state legislators don't have a backbone. I'm not quite sure how lawmakers who supported a measure can justify lambasting another elected official for the consequences of that same measure.
-- The news media is preying on the public's ignorance to sensationalize the issue. One of the stations interviewed a hysterical woman called Governor Barbour an executioner because she would now have to pay extra for her $600 dollars a month in prescription drugs. From the stories on print and broadcast, one would think Governor Barbour alone was trying to starve and slowly kill every elderly and impoverished person in Mississippi.
-- People have seemed to forget neglect the fact that Medicaid is a social service, not an entitlement. Governor Musgrove added thousands of Mississippians to Medicaid early in his term. People with incomes that were 135% of the federally-established poverty line began qualifying for medicaid. While we all want every living person to have access to quality health care, it can be argued that people living above this standard of living should not have qualified for medicaid in the first place, and should purchase medicine under through their insurance plan like other working-class, non-poverty stricken Mississippians.
-- If the federal government has mandated that these people be switched from Medicaid to Medicare in 2005, why are people acting as if Governor Barbour is trying to plot the abolishment of medical services for so many Mississippians. If they want to complain, go after Congress and the President. They're used to criticism anyway.
-- This brouhaha is a microcosm for a bigger problem -- the skyrocketing cost of healthcare. Health care has become a state and national crisis that will require serious action by lawmakers. The ballooning cost of healthcare, coupled with the public's reliance on government to cover many of the public's health care expenses, will bankrupt Mississippi and America over the next generation if we fail to take the proper steps to rectify this colossal problem. The public needs to be better informed on healthcare, and realize that affordable healthcare for all will not happen without a substantial tax increase and more governmental control of the health care system, and could lead to other significant societal problems.
As the top official of our state, Barbour is the victim of the public's expectation of social services and their reticence for any form of tax increases.
I've rambled long enough. If any of you have insight, please provide it.
Sunday, June 27
Fahrenheit 911 Sizzling at the Box Office
Michael Moore's movie is performing magnificiently at the box office. It's grossed over $20 million so far. And Blagg has only gone to see the movie 19 times this weekend. Read here
Another Picture
 I took this picture from the family kitchen, through a window with the lens situated between the blinds. The camera is at full telephoto range and is of a Thrush on our patio.
Godfrey Strikes Again
Not since he lampooned Sigma Chi Derby Day has Steven Godfrey caused such an uproar. This time his target in the new Big East, the laughable compilation of also-rans that has someone managed to maintain a BCS bid after superpower Miami as well as Virginia Tech and Boston College defected to the ACC. Somehow, the entire state of West Virginia was tipped off to Godfrey's column, and most have responded with particularly lame comments about The Music City Bowl, West Virginia's championship-caliber team, and The Big East's star power. And I thought for all this time the most delusional internet sports fans were from the SEC. Once again, I am proud of Godfrey. He has managed to make a strong, valid point while putting an entire state into an uproar. WAR Godfrey running down The Big Least Godfrey's Column: Easy Road into the BCS: Big East
The Land of Milk and Honeys
The real winner of the Miss Mississippi pageant was the City of Clinton. Two Clinton residents - Taryn Foshee and Angela -- cracked the top five, and the winner, Jalin Wood, lived in Clinton while attending The Miss Mississippi Pageant.
7 or 8 of the contestants were from Clinton. Only Grenada produces more pageant contestants per capita than Clinton. I'm pretty sure Kirk Academy offers an elective in pageants.
While football is the religion for young men in most of Mississippi, pageants are a way of life in Clinton.
Girls are groomed at a very young age. Attache, Clinton High School's song-and-dance ensemble, is an instrument for girls to hone their voices for talent competitions. And tanning beds are scattered throughout the city for the girls to tone their skin.
I once went to the Clinton Beauty Pageant. It was like nothing I'd ever seen before. A capacity crowd watched 35 girls compete in an intense competition for the title of Clinton's most beautiful and for lifelong bragging rights. People would probably place bets on the pageant contestants, but the strong Baptist influence in the town discouraged gambling.
This city, widely regarded as the "cradle of beauty", has so much to offer. Reasonable property values, a strong public school system, Cozumel, The Buckster, and scores of pageant queen hopefuls.
And the girls who don't go the pageant round look great too.
Despite being "The Land of Milk and Honeys", The Godfather of Clinton, Thew, is still single.
But just as Clinton will one day have a Miss America, The Thew will one day find a queen as well.
Saturday, June 26
Miss Mississippi Pageant
 I usually enjoy the Miss Mississippi pageant. This year was a notable exception.
First, the pageant seemed shoddily-produced. Relative to other state pageants, I'm sure The Miss Mississippi Pageant is outstanding. The people I know who help put it together, i.e. Dr. Briggs Hopson, are top-flight, but this year's pageant seemed more haphazard and rushed than the ones I have seen in the past. I think they should consider adding 30 minutes to the pageant and taking a more leisurely pace.
Secondly, all the people I knew didn't make the Top 10. Jessica Hill and Jennifer Jernigan, who were both in The Top 10 last year, shockingly didn't make it this year, although both won practically every non-finalist scholarship award. Also, Fallan Ashford didn't make it. Omitting Fallan was a travesty.
The winner was Jalin Wood, a striking MC graduate much too good looking for me. She won quickly, as this was only her 2nd attempt. Usually, winning the pageant takes years as girls serve their time and the judges sometimes hold them a year, making them stronger contenders for Miss America, a title no Mississippi girl has held in quite a long time.
One of the positives for Jalin Wood, besides being good-looking, a talented pianist, and seemingly down-to-earth, is that she once dated The Million Dollar Son, Teddy DiBiase. Son has done better choosing his women than dad did during his stint in the WWF. Sensational Sherrie and the other Million Dollar valets couldn't compete with Jalin.
And after the pageant was over, Jalin had this to say.
.... My great-granddaddy was the first PhD .... My granddaddy was a doctor .... My daddy is a doctor .... And ME AND MY BROTHER want to be doctors
Ya'll sure she doesn't want to be an English professor?
Anyway, when I get some pictures from the Miss Mississippi pageant, I'll post them.
Sparky Butternuts on SST
Sam Wells was featured on Southern Sports Tonight as a special guest for five minutes Friday Night. Sam, who McKinney calls 'Sparky Butternuts', talked up the Rebels next year, especially our ferocious defensive line.
Michael Moore Hates America?
Michael Moore Hates America. That's the title of Michael Wilson's new documentary. Wilson spends much of the money trying to gain a chance to interview Michael Moore, but Moore never gives him the opportunity. This is eerily reminiscent of another young filmmaker's odyssey to speak with General Motors CEO Roger Smith. That young filmmaker -- Michael Moore. This a link to the trailers for Michael Moore Hates America
Digital Picture
 My new camera, the Olympus C-765 Ultrazoom, came in yesterday. This is a picture of some flowers in our backyard.
3 Good Reasons to Vote George W. Bush in November
Tripp and Doty's Wedding
Yes, this is a week late, but still worth mentioning. Last weekend, I spent an awesome weekend in Memphis for Tripp Yates and Doty Worhman's wedding. It was a splendid affair. Here are some pictures  That's Tripp and Doty on their way out of the wedding reception.
 That's me with Emily Nail (left) and Sha Moore (right)
 Those are a bunch of Doty's friends.
The reception was incredible. I even was able to find out numerous stories about Alex Blagg, Doty's Briarcrest classmate.
Friday, June 25
Jack Ryan
When a guy seems too good to be true, he usually is.  However, I am hesitant to believe what is charged in a divorce proceeding. When compared to divorce hearings, political campaigns come out looking like the cornerstones of truth and civility.
While the truth of the allegations may never be known for sure, what is certain is that Ryan's promising political career has been derailed before it even got started.
I rememeber reading about Jack Ryan in a column George Will wrote several months ago. Here was a guy who went to Dartmouth, got a joint law degree/MBA at Harvard, made millions at Goldman Sachs, and left the business to teach at an inner city Chicago high school. Women swooned over his Hollywood looks, and he was close enough to the center in his political views to be a legitimate contender for the GOP in the U.S. Senate race in Illinois. People thought if this guy didn't have skeletons, he had the resume to be president one day.
Well, he didn't just have a few skeletons -- he had mass graves full of them.
Regardless of the truth of his ex-wife's statement, a guy with that baggage shouldn't run for U.S. Senate. That kind of dirty laundry is bound to be released one way or another. It was a critical error by a political novice, a fatal political blow that will forever stain his reputation.
I backed Jack. It's tragic this had to turn out the way it did.
Jack, we hardly knew ya.....
Tangy on SST Tonight
Clinton native, UM journalism student, and Pierce Brosnan fanatic Sam Wells -- who also goes under the aliases of Tangy, Butternuts, Remington, Lamar, Floppy Javelin, Tammy, and now Sparky -- will be getting a shout out this evening on Southern Sports Tonight from Scott McKinney, sources tell SNN.
Sam has already received props on the radio from Phyllis of Mulga, an infamous caller to The Paul Finebaum Show.
What will McKinney say about Sam? Tune in tonight to find out.
Misleading Press
Since readers want to hear my opinions, here is one, sort of. I don't want to use the time to write a long, rambling commentary on this topic, so I found one in which I agree. This is about the press's distortion of the findings of the 9/11 Commission. Read and enjoy.
Once again we are mislead by some in the press.
The 9/11 Commission has come to some conclusions and Thursday newspapers across the country blared headlines.
The New York Times wrote: "Panel Finds No Qaeda-Iraq tie."
The Washington Post put forth: "Al Qaeda-Hussein Link Is Dismissed."
The Los Angeles Times opined: "No Signs of Iraq-Al Qaeda Ties Found."
And even the conservative Wall Street Journal trumpeted: "No Iraq-al Qaeda Link."
But if you read below the headlines you see the Commission said something a bit different: That there was no a collaborative relationship between Saddam and Al Qaeda regarding Sept. 11. That's true, but there were certainly links and ties between Saddam and Al Qaeda and that's provable.
The smoking gun is Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, an Al Qaeda leader who found his way to Baghdad after being severely wounded fighting against American forces in Afghanistan.
Zarqawi arrived in Iraq in May of 2002 and had surgery in an Iraqi hospital, run by -- are you ready -- Uday Hussein. I believe that might be a tie, but there's more.
Next, the Al Qaeda big shot -- who was wanted by the USA -- traveled to Lebanon to meet with leaders of Hezbollah.
A short time after that meeting, in October of 2002, Lawrence Foley, an American official, was assassinated in Jordan. The arrested killers said Zarqawi was involved in the plot.
Zarqawi wound up back in Iraq after the assassination of Foley and met up with the Ansar al-Islam group, which operated in Northern Iraq and is affiliated with Al Qaeda.
In January 2003, several Ansar terrorists were arrested in Britain and charged with planning to put Ricin in the military food supply. Some of those terrorists fingered Zarqawi in the plot.
Right now, Zarqawi is believed to be in Fallujah working with some of Saddam's former generals in planning terror attacks. Just last week he took credit for killing 13 people in a bombing.
I believe that's a lot of links and ties between Saddam, Iraq and Al Qaeda. But again, I believe the Commission when it says Saddam was not directly involved with Sept. 11. That’s true.
Faced with the misleading headlines ... President Bush said this Thursday:
“The reason that I keep insisting that there’s was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and Al Qaeda, because there was a relationship between Iraq and Al Qaeda. This administration never said that the 9/11 attacks were orchestrated between Saddam and Al Qaeda.”
So, what we have hear is spin. Some in the press used the Commission's report -- which is accurate -- to suggest Bush mislead the public about Saddam and Al Qaeda.
I do not believe that is true.
Reader Feedback
I don't get much reader response about by my blog. But Thursday, I receive a Letter to the Editor.
Here is the letter.
Mr. Politician, Why do you pander so much to all the democrats who have taken safe haven in your website? My gosh, if you're going to have the bitterness of Alex "here's what san francisco told me to say" Blagg, surely you can stand up for you true conservatism.
Dear Reader, Thank you for your interest. While I rarely agree with Alex "The San Francisco Treat" Blagg and the other left-wing posters on my board, I encourage discussion, fancying this blog as an incubator for opinions covering both ends of the political spectrum. I have neither the time nor energy to respond to every viewpoint I find ideologically opposed to my own.
You have no need to worry. My silence does not indicate a major shift in my thought process, though I think of my views less in terms of liberal and conservative, democrat and republican than most. My views are grounded in pragmatism. I intend for this blog to remain committed to common sense, even if the comments of readers sometimes stray from that noble objective.
Thursday, June 24
Wacko Views That Degrade Marriage
With the consistent attempts at degrading the value of marriage, the logical next step has already occurred. With no moral limits, regardless of your opinions on same-sex marriage, this, and more, are inevitable consequences. Next up, beastiality, pedophilia, and so on. As a matter of fact, the Ira W. DeCamp Professor of Bioethics at the University Center for Human Values, Peter Singer, has already advocated beastiality, claiming that to not participate is 'specieism. 'Legalize Incest' Suggestion Shocks Lawmakers By Patrick Goodenough CNSNews.com Pacific Rim Bureau Chief May 21, 2004 Pacific Rim Bureau (CNSNews.com) - A respected academic in New Zealand has recommended that incest between consenting adults be legalized, playing down any concerns about the genetic abnormalities resulting from inbreeding. Read more
Excerpt of My Life
Book Excerpt from Chapter One of My Life Early on the morning of August 19, 1946, I was born under a clear sky after a violent summer storm to a widowed mother in the Julia Chester Hospital in Hope, a town of about six thousand in southwest Arkansas, thirty-three miles east of the Texas border at Texarkana. My mother named me William Jefferson Blythe III after my father, William Jefferson Blythe Jr., one of nine children of a poor farmer in Sherman, Texas, who died when my father was seventeen. According to his sisters, my father always tried to take care of them, and he grew up to be a handsome, hardworking, fun-loving man. He met my mother at Tri-State Hospital in Shreveport, Louisiana, in 1943, when she was training to be a nurse.
Many times when I was growing up, I asked Mother to tell me the story of their meeting, courting, and marriage. He brought a date with some kind of medical emergency into the ward where she was working, and they talked and flirted while the other woman was being treated. On his way out of the hospital, he touched the finger on which she was wearing her boyfriend's ring and asked her if she was married.
She stammered "no"—she was single. The next day he sent the other woman flowers and her heart sank. Then he called Mother for a date, explaining that he always sent flowers when he ended a relationship.
The Alex Blagg Comedy Tour is Coming to Memphis
Alex Blagg is performing his comedy routine in Memphis on Monday, July 5th. Details are here.
Wednesday, June 23
SPARE ME
 I'm watching Hannity, Colmes, the moronic Kirsten Powers, and the unbearable Ann Coulter on FOX News right now. I must love misery.
Latest Drudge Thread
Drudge just won't let Bubba catch a break. Here's the latest series of post that could be found on the far right column on The Drudge Report around 4:20. Each article is linked on the website.
Clinton's Book Signings Draw Adoring Throngs in NYC...
CNN: 'My Life' sets records; 90,000 to 100,000 unit single-day expectation..
PUBLISHER CLAIMS: 400,000 copies bought in U.S. in one day!
BUT... Sales slow in Florida...
Stacks Left Untouched on Maryland Shore...
SAN FRAN YAWN...
Clinton book sales quiet in Arizona...
Memoirs not on Houston's best seller list...
Tome slow out of gate in Cincinnati...
Not flying off shelves in Hudson Valley...
Mixed reaction in Manitowoc...
Mixed book sales in N.E. Georgia...
Creates little hoopla in San Antonio...
Not Selling in Shenandoah Valley...
Book not so magical in Wichita Falls...
Hoosiers react quietly to memoir...
Just hype? asks Gainesville...
Sales can't measure up to Harry or Hillary in suburban Chicago...
Memoirs don't stir Saginaw...
Memoir is no 1st-day best-seller in Ft. Wayne...
Not selling in VA Beach...
No best seller in Billings...
Slow in Sacramento...
Tuesday, June 22
Clinton's Book
 Early reviews have been unfavorable for this megalomaniac's autobiography. Have any of you bought the book on Day One?
The Poor Man's Sports Guy
Former Daily Mississippian Sports Editor Kyle Veazey is the latest Ole Miss alumnus to join the blog nation. Veazey, a correspondent for the Memphis Commercial Appeal during the past year, will soon join The Birmingham News. Unlike this site and most blogs that focus on political affairs, The Poor Man's Sports Guy is sticking to the southern male's favorite pastime - sports. Should be enjoyable reading and a popular blog. Check it out.
Monday, June 21
Blagg on Pabst
Alex Blagg sounds off on Pabst Blue Ribbon's price increase. Read here.
The Lies of Michael Moore
I'm glad someone is putting Michael Moore in his place. Read here.
Bill Clinton's Life
Former President Bill Clinton is back in the limelight, though the shadows of history may be a better setting for the 42nd President. Hearing him again makes me remember why I didn't like him for much of his term. Despite his brilliance, despite the economy's success during his term, I just never really trusted him. I still plan on reading the book when I find time for 957 pages of self-indulgence, even though The New York Times Book Review panned the autobiography.
Update
The blog has been slow, but I'll be adding some additional thoughts and stories this evening.
What's Going to Happen to the Lakers?
Where will Shaq be traded? What does this breakup mean for the NBA?
Wednesday, June 16
LA Times Poll Had Sample With 38% Democrats, 25% Republicans
From the morning scoop: Sen. John Kerry "has taken big lead," according "to an L.A. Times poll."
But the Times poll that showed Kerry "beating Bush by 7 points" has created a controversy over whether the poll's sample accurately reflects the population as whole, ROLL CALL reports on Tuesday.
"Not counting independents, the Times' results were calculated on a sample made up of 38 percent Democrats and 25 percent Republicans -- a huge and unheard-of margin," ROLL CALL claims. The L.A. Times tried to convince Californians that Gray Davis was a tolerable governor, too. Now, the only way this poll is not a complete farce is if it measured the public opinion of Californians. But I gathered this was a national poll the L.A. Times was conducting, and the nationl gap between Democrats and Republicans is much slimmer.
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Mississippi in the Park Update
 Jim Morrison sent me the following report on the weekend festivities in New York City.
The friday night Ole Miss/NYC Alumni party was stronger than ever. Robert Khayat, Gloria Kellum, Warner Alford, Granville Engle, Gordon Fellows, Eli Manning (along with his mom and girlfriend) joined over 180 Ole Miss faithful to the Friday night social in Tribeca.
The signed Eli Manning Jersey auctioned off for more than $400. Gordon Fellows was offered over $500 for his Ray Ban's.
Granville Engle is up for the Ole Miss/NYC Alumni of the year award and his autographed yellow radio headset will be auctioned off in the near future (not yet valued).
The MS in the Park was a perfect day for the 25th year Anniversary with clear skies and 75 degree weather. Nearly 1200 people were in attendance enjoying blues music, catfish, and watermelon.
Lakers
Any thoughts on the Lakers' collapse? Are any of you upset Karl Malone and Gary Payton aren't getting rings? And is Rick Fox as annoying to ya'll as he is to me?
Darko
Darko Milicic has to be one of the worst players in the history of the NBA to get minutes in a championship game. He badly missed his shots and his free throws; he had the ball yanked from him. He looked completely clueless. This guy looks like one of the biggest busts in NBA history. Even Slava Medvedenko can school this guy.
And what's up with those things on Darko's ears? They remind me of 80's earrings. Did he steal those things from Cyndi Lauper's dressing room?
Monday, June 14
Weekend Report
This weekend, swarms of people descended on the weddings of Mike Bailey and Amelia Purser as well Stewart Boyd and Melissa Lowther. SNN's design was updated, and Squirrel, Big Dog, and other party animals were spotted at Old Venice.
Barry Seeking Higher Office Again
 Embattled former DC Mayor Marion Barry is seeking a post on DC's City Council.
As if The District wasn't bad enough already.
Sunday, June 13
Olsen Twins Turn 18
 The most anticipated countdown since Y2K (or for wrestling fans, Y2J) is over.
The Olsen Twins have turned 18.
E! Online starts off their coverage of the Olsen Twins' birthday:
As of this Sunday, June 13, wonder twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are legal adults. The girls will be able to vote and buy cigarettes. Their 18th birthdays also mark the end of an era for the Olsen Twins Countdown Clocks, the Internet sites devoted to tracking the years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds until the former Full House-rs come of age.
The countdown clock fad began when the twins hit their mid-teens and transformed from tween phenoms to legitimately hot celebrity babes. Ok, so now that the Olsen Twins are 18, what does this mean for all those adult males who adore the Olsen Twins? (including a college friend who had a poster of Mary Kate and Ashley in his room) Now that the Olsen Twins hype wiil inevitably wear off, I foresee the public turning their attention to the true stars of Full House -- Dave Coulier and the chick who played Kimmy Gibbler. VH1's Best Week Ever did a segment on the phenomenon of the Olsen twins this week. They called it the 4 Stages of the Olsen Twins: 1. Annoyance 2. Lust 3. Guilt 4. Transcendence
Pardon the Progress
SNN underwent immense structural renovations over the weekend. Over the next few days, you may encounter glitches as you look at the site, especially if you are a Netscape user. If you notice major problems with the design, email me.
Saturday, June 12
Update from Mississippi in the Park
Granville tells me Mississippi in the Park was a smashing success.
Gordon Fellows was there as an ambassador for Ole Miss and Ray-Ban sunglasses.
Story developing ....
Friday, June 11
DM Columnist Calls Reagan 'The Anti-Christ'
Only the Colonel Reb controversy and racial incidents draw this much debate on the DM. As of this post, 86 people had responded to Brandon Niemeyer's column "Public Giving Reagan free pass."
Niemeyer opens the column, "The anti-Christ is dead. That was my initial reaction Saturday afternoon ...." The column doesn't get much more favorable after that.
Most liberals don't use rhetoric as strong as calling someone the Anti-Christ (probably because most ultraliberals don't want to acknowledge Christ).
Personally, I think the timing and the content of this column is inappropriate. What about ya'll?
Thursday, June 10
Grant Gannon Joins Blog Nation
 I send a very warm welcome to Grant Gannon, who has joined the blog nation. Welcome aboard. GRANTED, Grant Gannon's Blogwww.grantgannon.com
Wednesday, June 9
Who is Alex Blagg?
Above: Photo of Alex Blagg in San Francisco taken from his website, http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com. Recently, I have more than half a dozen people ask me, "who is Alex Blagg?" "Is that his real name?" "Does he really exist?" "Are you Alex Blagg?" The answers to those questions are a 1) a writer from San Francisco who grew up in Memphis and attended Ole Miss 2) yes 3) yes 4) no. He has a blog called BlaggBlogg, he is a raving liberal (or "progressive" as he calls himself), and I agree with almost nothing that he writes. But I must say, he writes well.
Tuesday, June 8
Renovation in the Works
Over the last week, I have been toying with the idea of renovating SNN. This includes the possibility of switching from Blogger to Movable Type, overhauling the design, adding more features, and including new authors.
Do ya'll have any suggestions for improvement? This site is primarily a personal hobby to satiate my craving to write and to follow current events. I also get the satisfaction of knowing a few people spend 45 seconds or more every day entertained (sometimes) by this website.
Feel free to post suggestions.
Monday, June 7
Al Gore Stirring Up Trouble in Florida
Our loony former Vice-President is at it again, this time sharply criticizing a Democratic senatorial candidate, Miami-Dade County Mayor Alex Penelas, calling him "treacherous". Read here.
 Seth Smith Drafted in 2nd Round by Rockies .... Ole Miss Quarterbacks are a hot commodity in professional drafts.
The New York Ole Miss Club Social
The New York Ole Miss Club
Invites you to attend our annual Spring Social
Where: At the Home of PD Fyke 90 West Broadway, 4th Floor in New York (cross street is Chambers St) - The 2/3 subway Chambers Stop is directly outside PD's apartment
When: This Friday June 11 2004 from 6:00 P.M - 8:00 P.M
Cost: $25 per person, includes drinks and hors d'ouevres Tickets can be purchased at the door if not already purchase with the Alumni Office
University Guests: Chancellor Robert Khayat Vice Chancellor for University Relations, Dr. Gloria Kellum Vice Chancellor for Research and Sponsored Programs, Dr. Alice Clark Executive Director of Alumni Affairs, Warner Alford Associate Director of Alumni Affairs, Tim Walsh Alumni Association President, Mary Sharp Rayner
Special Guests: Eli Manning**,NY Giants Shephard Smith**,Fox News Granville Engle**, Oppenheimer **invited
Auction Items: Eli Manning Jersey (signed)
For Further Information Please contact: Jim Morrison ole_miss_in_nyc@hotmail.com 601.291.4247
***Please forward this email to other Ole Miss alumni ***Please let me know of any updates on contact information
 Has anyone seen this man?
Sunday, June 6
Upon the Death of Ronald Reaganby Trent Lott June 6, 2004 On this sad day, I am thankful that, at a time when our country was down, and the cause of freedom was in danger, and so many had lost faith in the future, Providence gave to us and to mankind - Ronald Wilson Reagan. He was a guy from the Midwest, a lifeguard, an actor, an average fellow in so many ways, who somehow had the guts and the greatness to take command of his times and lead us into a new era of peace and prosperity. And he did it all with a smile, a grace, and a decency that none of us will ever forget. So many believed in him because he believed in them. He trusted their common sense, and wanted them, not government, to make decisions for their families and their communities. He respected the work of their hands, and thought they were entitled to keep the fruits of their labor. He did not create the modern miracle of our nation's unprecedented prosperity. Far more important, he made it possible for the American people to do the job. Most of all, he liked those people. He liked to see the good in them. And if he hated anything at all, it was the evils that could crush good people. That was why he scorned Communism - for what it godlessly did to human beings created in the image of God. And so, he ended it. And generations yet unborn will marvel at the way this man's homespun truths overturned a century of lies. President Reagan inspired a generation of Americans and their political leaders, including myself. And the highest honor of my life was to serve as the Republican Whip in the House of Representatives in the company of his greatness.
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